Another clubs board?
Didn't realise that wasn't sanctioned by his lordship.
Or should I say Saddam Hussien resurected........go pluck your eyebrows, it may well change your perspective.
The fact that some people are easily distressed,bemused, baffled , flummoxed, perturbed, feel threatened etc, when challenged by a "simple post in jest" is rather endemic of todays society.
Enjoy your own company and feel free to salivate at perfection on Tuesday.
We are no longer the team you have faced previously, I'd imagine it will be synonymous with sticking your fingers in the socket.
Who knows, you might even regenerate your hair folicles , let alone your personality.