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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by skalpel, Jun 15, 2011.

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  1. Spiderman-Mask

    Spiderman-Mask Well-Known Member

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    Finally a new one
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  2. skalpel

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    <laugh> No idea but assuming that is Best & Pardew I don't think I can imagine a better likeness.
     
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  3. Amnesiac

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    Best, Pardew and that bint from the Guardian?
     
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  4. Spiderman-Mask

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    I forgot to add the text of Miss Amy carroll saying "Can I come back now?"
     
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    Just for the sake of bumping it.

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  6. skalpel

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh> I have no idea who this is but it seriously doesn't even matter. The detail of the rumpled jeans around the ankles is important <applause>.
     
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    Totally, otherwise people might think he was wearing flesh coloured jeans.

    It's in reference to some midget porn Tash posted in Sexy Poll. He said 4' 11" isn't a midget, but human's are between 5ft and slightly less than whatever Crouch is, because he's not ****ing normal either.
     
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    You could write a book about the **** Tash comes out with in the Sexy Poll, or atleast it could be a big chapter in the even bigger book of **** that Tash comes out with in general. I remember when he told us all how to get porn onto mobile devices so we could watch it easily with headphones on <laugh>.
     
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  9. skalpel

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    <laugh>

    I think about 80% of these portraits are Tash.
     
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    I wish i'd signed up earlier! This thread is ****ing brilliant <laugh>
     
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    <laugh>

    That was brilliant. And the conversation on Xmas eve as well.
     
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    <laugh> I love this thread
     
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    Erm...

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  14. skalpel

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    Bit slow tonight, thought I'd bump and contribute:

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    <laugh>

    Bano and Pardew.

    That's not how I imagined Bano at all, gonna have to do one, probably not today though.
     
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  16. skalpel

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    Spot on. Wasn't exactly difficult <laugh> never mind.
     
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  17. Toon_Tiger

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    haha you should have photoshopped them **** eyes on there
     
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    <laugh> Love it!
     
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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh> This is ****ing brilliant.
     
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    This <laugh>
     
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