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That's a great shot of the comparison between winning and losing

 

I don't think we will get anything at old trafford this time round but imagine the look on mourinho's face if we did?

Now that would be priceless

 

Boring

 

Correct. You'll get nowt. Fat waiter will get dusted as usual and start to cry about facts.

I thought it was funny at the time.

 

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And sleep

 

Oh right, you're one of them... ok, sorry my bad.

As you were.

 

Come on guys, Tel isn't even trying here - Crystal Palace a bigger club, what clues do you need?

I'd love to say it will be a good game at the weekend but it wont. We're both defensively minded (and yes I'm sure Man Utd have some great stats for how they are going forward) and I suspect it's going to be drab. 2-0 to Man U, a dodgy penalty being one. Nothing Tel or any other fan can do about this but I simply cannot untie Manchester United fans en masse from the massively annoying **** that is Terry Christian (and especially a football focus interview he gave in the early 90's).

 

Actually, the look on your face if we get anything will be priceless

 

Same as we can't untie you lot from John McCrirrick.

 

It wouldn't surprise me to be honest mate. Worse teams have got results here in the past 12 months.

 

I'd take a boring 0-0 now, but I think you'll win at a canter

 

They all talk like they've got a clothes peg on their nose. Except for the Cockney Man U fans. And the Irish ones. And the Chinese. And the Indians. And the Africans. And the Yanks. Etc. etc.

 

This is playground-style banter now

Who started it first?

 

On a related note, did you hear about this?

http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-41995572

A planet deemed the most likely site of extraterrestrial life yet discovered.

11 light years away.

Apparently it has liquid water on the surface, oxygen in the atmosphere, and a Manchester United Supporters' Club.

 

We will get dry humped by Roy Cropper and his ‘lass’ Hayley whilst Bez from the Happy Monday’s shoves his maracas up our hoops as Frank Gallagher pours warm Stella over our quivering corpse shouting ‘scattah’.

I’m not twisting your melon either.

There is a new order to Man Utd these days..one of substance.

I’ll not be going to this one after all now.

Instead i’ll bee watching the transmission on the box whilst adopting a certain ratio of cans to pints.

I know I’m not nineteen forever but am currently cavorting with my mid life crisis so FAC it.

 

I can see us winning now, you've put Chippy's Curse on Tel's Reds

 

Is he talking about Man Utd here...?

 

Well, what were the odds of your saying that?

 

Where's that lad who had a mental breakdown after I called us 'United' on your board?

I last saw him on the Sunderland board complaining about immigrants.