Grand Prix thread Official Not606 Monaco Grand Prix Chat and Predictions

He stole Buttons telemetry....then gave it back

 

I think he was gifted that...

 

Brake balance far to far forward...

 

It was Saint O'Glocks day. It requires any Toyota driver around the world to give way to Mercedes drivers for no apparent reason. Thus the prophecy can be fulfilled.

 

Considering this is the jewel in the crown race, were coming off the back of team mates taking each other out and its the anniversary of Lewis losing a race he should never have lost - the distance drum of the press seams very faint!

 

Turns out after leaving Mclaren, Alonso will be starting talks with Real Madrid.

 

Press Conference today at 14:00 BST on Sky Sports F1, Vettel, Pascal and Rosberg will be there. Don't miss it.

 

No Hamilton?

 

It's clear really, these stolen photographs are actually of Rosberg conspiring with Whitmarsh to sabotage Hamiltons car.

The only possible conclusion really. That or its all bollocks, but of course that never happens in the media

 

Byron Young and the Daily Mail correspondent for F1 should both leave the planet.

 

yes, a b & c have been confirmed.

It's a shame he's not Kimi or Webber, then his swearing would be cool and impress you. The fact he whined when someone rammed him twice and when he had to take emergency avoiding action to avoid other people, it wasn;t because he kept ****ing up his starts and needed people to blame, liek his mechanics and the team.
Do you see he difference in context?
no, I didn't think you would.

 

You have really the lost the plot this season.

 

I was thinking wider like that, it was more like a training level for an RPG based on Mission Probable:


Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to win the 2008 WDC. To do so you will have have to overcome significant challenges such as:

• Your car will be more reliable and with a small pace advantage over you main competitors.
• Your team mate is the formidable Heikki Kovaleinen, a man so feared in the paddock that he will eventually leave your front running team, for a startup because he finds F1 too easy and not in any way because he's so bad that no one else wants him.
• Your main competitors include the current World Champion, who will rapidly lose interest after some early unreliability and the mighty Massa, slayer of 0 team mates (excluding the mighty J. Villeneuve).

To help you overcome these tremendous odds we've given you two bonus spells

• Eddie Irvine's magic moment - use this to have you opponents team bungle a pit stop and take him out of the race.
• The car in front is not a Toyota - if somehow this is still a competition at the end of the season use this to make a Toyota fall of the road in front of you, giving you extra points.

 

Excellent

 

A lot of thought went into that. Nice.

 

Post of the year

 

Lewis is flying early in FP1.

 

You will also have to endure a perfectly fair race win being taken away and awarded to your main title rival but let's not rake that up again.