Official Nigels versus Jocks Match Thread

The best one ever was Pope losing it because we were ruining his "Cookbook" thread.

 

He didn't like the parody threads "Poop's Cokebook" or "Pop's Cakeback" either. Huffy ****er.

 

Well, I think we have all learned something today.

 

He could be you.

 

Don't drink seawater?

 

I drink seawater every day.

 

I'm not married yet.

 

That's you confusing seawater and semen again Dev.

 

Can't believe Nicky has the chance to get a 10 pager, I hope you are all happy with yourselves. Pricks

 

Venom said it wasn't him last time so I took it out on someone else.
After about 500 Si's wife gets spunked on for 10 dorra she no ruv him anymore the joke got a bit tired .
If you think that's fair game and banter then that's your mindset .
The insults just get lower and lower until someone cries foul .
Usually Dev .

 

Translated from Chinglish:

I'm still beeling. Somebody please, please help me.

 

Sorry Pud I didn't know your Mrs had lost kids and you and venom were always online when the Chink wife materiel is posted ( see below most threads for details) & I blamed you instead by mistake .
If Jiffy could tag I would have blamed him.

 

While we are on the subject, I would prefer it if you all stopped making fun of Patience, black people have feelings too. Thanks in advance guise

 

It's all my fault that Simon wrote tags about dead babies.

Delusional fanny.

 

**** off you absolute roaster

 

If you think it's funny calling my wife a

You think it's funny calling my wife a Ching prostitute I think it's funny your child is dead, we will have to agree to disagree

 

I don't have a child and I do think it's funny to call your wife a Chink Hoor.

I also find it funny that you are trying to justify being a scumbag with whataboutery.

 

I never called your wife anything you delusional tit, never so much as liked a comment where someone took the piss out of her so now you are just making **** up to try and justify your own pathetic behaviour.