Official Match Thread: v Fulham (A)

[DirtyFrank]

Just pants, I'm not sure who is the 4th place team and who is bottom at the moment.

CL? Christ we can't cope with one game a week!

 

[DirtyFrank]

someone that's watching pelase tell me we are starting to look dangerous and like we might somehow score?

Nowhere near. I'm closer to scoring with Zingy.

 

[MaturdayNight]

someone that's watching pelase tell me we are starting to look dangerous and like we might somehow score?

We really, really don't. Haven't done anything meaningful at all so far. Our performance is similar to the WBA game, except Fulham look much more up for it than WBA did.

 

[InBiscanWeTrust]

Nowhere near. I'm closer to scoring with Zingy.

#zingywould

 

[danilo.]

someone that's watching pelase tell me we are starting to look dangerous and like we might somehow score?

No, we're lethargic, our defenders are passing around the back as if they don't care, we don't have a midfield, and the strikers are getting minimal service. The minimal service they get they squander on flashy attempts instead of proper teamwork.

And now we've lost the ball from the 8th sideways defending pass.

 

[Zingy]

someone that's watching pelase tell me we are starting to look dangerous and like we might somehow score?

Skrtel just miscontrolled a simple pass which rolled out for a throw in.

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

Doesn't matter we're losing- we have over 60% of possession. That's more important than goals scored.

 

[InBiscanWeTrust]

Nowhere near. I'm closer to scoring with Zingy.

We really, really don't. Haven't done anything meaningful at all so far. Our performance is similar to the WBA game, except Fulham look much more up for it than WBA did.

No, we're lethargic, our defenders are passing around the back as if they don't care, we don't have a midfield, and the strikers are getting minimal service. The minimal service they get they squander on flashy attempts instead of proper teamwork.

And now we've lost the ball from the 8th sideways defending pass.

Skrtel just miscontrolled a simple pass which rolled out for a throw in.

Thanks guys, really encouraging

 

[Zingy]

Nowhere near. I'm closer to scoring with Zingy.

If we somehow manage to pull off a miracle and win this game you could be lucky.

 

[Rorschach]

****ing hell this looks to be going to ****. got to string some passes together and some pressure

 

[jaffaSlot]

Don't see us scoring now. All the good work thrown away.

 

[Magic Ted]

Just no room for our attack at all, and we're outnumbered in midfield. Some one might need to be sacrificed for Allen.. This isn't the day for widemen so Sterling could well miss out.

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

Nowhere near. I'm closer to scoring with Zingy.

That's easy to do. So we must be really close.

 

[DirtyFrank]

Just no room for our attack at all, and we're outnumbered in midfield. Some one might need to be sacrificed for Allen.. This isn't the day for widemen so Sterling could well miss out.

They seem to be finding space out wide easily enough......

 

[Sharpe*]

Sort it out for **** sake.

 

[thekopking]

Toure is really as bad as traore was complete liability he needs to be subbed looks far too nervous now

 

[astro]

We just can't play at all on **** pitches

 

[FedLadSonOfAnfield]

I suppose it's at least worth bearing in mind that Fulham haven't scored yet.

 

[MaturdayNight]

Should probably be 2-0. Bent just missed a good chance.

This lightweight midfield isn't working away from home.

 

[Zingy]

OH DEAR GOD! We are getting obliterated! Why don't their defenders misplace easy balls?