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Official Hitchin Town FC Watersports Thread

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  1. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Minnow Trapping

    Inspired by Jack Hargreaves...
    [video=youtube;_sGRHPGHSYg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sGRHPGHSYg[/video]

    ...I decided to make my own minnow trap and attempt to find out what lurks in the lake at the end of the lane:
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    There's not a lot else to do round here except drink.

    Mother has an outbuilding big enough to be converted into a one bedroom bungalow and she never throws anything away so I had plenty of material with which to work. The trap comprises two parts, a fine mesh net with wire supports to keep it from collapsing:
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    The second part is a wire mesh funnel with a hole just big enough for small fish to fit through:
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    Here are the two parts fitted together, I'm relying on the jagged edges of the wire mesh to catch on the netting and hold it together:
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    I attached a rope to the trap to enable me to pull it out of the lake and put a bit of bread in it to attract fish. You can just about see the trap at the end of the rope having tossed it in this morning:
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    I'm sure, like me, you cannot wait to see what's in that trap after a day so check back tomorrow where I will reveal the contents to the world.
     
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    Good idea

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    Apologies for the lateness, I had to track down and murder someone who owned a fax machine so that I could fax my Instamatic photographs to my email account.

    I got to the lake and there were a load of kids on the other side (shouldn't they be at school?) so I pretended to be photographing waterfowl. This was on full optical zoom (6x):
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    This was on full zoom (24x), was blurry and hard to center on the screen but the image stabilisation did a good job:
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    No fishes in the trap but a variety of insects and little worms.

    Mayfly nymphs and unknown beetle:
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    Three water boatmen:
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    Water mite:
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    Tune in tomorrow for the next update assuming those little ****s haven't taken my trap.
     
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    Sorry about the delay, just got the prints back from Kodak, didn't they go bust?

    Nothing much new, no fish:
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    This water boatman is a fine example, you can see he's quite old as he's got algae on his butt:
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    A new species to add to the list, a freshwater shrimp:
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    I put a stone in the trap before tossing it today, got a bit more distance, so tomorrow should be at least as exciting if not more so.
     
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    After a disappointing few days, the gods have finally smiled upon we, the loyal supporters of HTFC, and blessed us with a fish! It's a baby perch:

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    Hi and welcome to the official Hitchin Town FC Watersports thread.

    No more fish of late but two new species to add to the list: a water slater (top center) and a damselfly nymph (big green thing). Had some trouble identifying that, you try searching Google Images for "nymph" with Safe Search turned off, most distracting.
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    Another new species today, the caddisfly nymph poking out of his little home constructed from bits of vegetation:
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    As we're not getting many fish I've decided to retire this trap and construct a new one.
    Watch this space!
     
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    I built a more streamlined trap from drinks bottles and attached a bit of pipe to it to weigh it down and also give me the weight to throw it further out into deeper water.
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    A generous length of rope was attached.
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    Went up there this morning to find that the kids who've built a camp the other side of the lake had smashed up the trap and stolen the rope. I found the rope in their camp so I smashed the **** out of their camp, most of it is now in the lake. They will learn a valuable lesson when they next go up there. We, the official Hitchin Town FC Watersports enthusiasts are now at war with a gang of twelve year olds. I'm off to Tesco to buy some bigger bottles.
     
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    Are you taking the piss? :laugh:
     
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    I get very ****ing bored indeed living in the Fens with me poor old ma but I kind of like it in a way.
     
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    Very interesting.
     
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    This is ****ing brilliant<laugh>
     
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    Stay tuned, when I get through these two 5 litre bottles of spring water, I will be back with a bigger and better trap.

    I'm toying with the idea of starting an official HTFC garden bird-spotting thread, saw a green finch today.
     
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    The rainy season is over, the 10 litres of spring water have been drunk and like a phoenix from the flames: the Official Hitchin Town FC Minnow Trap has been reborn.
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    No rope this time, too visible. Found an old reel of 30lb sea-fishing line and fashioned a crude spindle. Just thinking maybe I'll attach a handle to it so I can reel it in.
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    The trap fashioned from two 5 litre bottles, cable ties, garden wire and a length of iron pipe to weigh it down. The bottles handily had carrying handles giving me something to tie the fishing line to. I put plenty of holes in the bottle to let the air out using a nail heated over a candle flame.
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    I did a test cast on the lawn and reckon I can can reach 40 feet or so. Might go to the lake later or I'll do it tomorrow morning.
     
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    Sensational results on day 1 of the new trap's trapping life: an entirely new species for we, the Official Hitchin Town FC Watersports Enthusiasts, to marvel at. I present to you, the Great Diving Beetle:
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    Sorry for the lack of updates, been at my birds for a week.

    The new trap is designed with holes big enough to let small insects escape so there weren't any catches in the couple of days before I went away, nothing since the sensational Great Diving Beetle. I removed the trap from the lake and have decided to wait until we get some decent weather before I put it back.

    Interestingly, there appear to be hydra attached to the trap, there are many tiny pink blobs all over it. Amazing that they have colonised a bottle in a lake in just three days. They are too small to photograph without a microscope so here is a picture of one that someone else took:
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  20. Erik

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    No offence, mate, but you're ****ing mental
     
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