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OFFICIAL Fantasy premier league thread 2015/2016

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Darth Plagueis, Jul 28, 2015.

  1. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    <laugh><laugh>

    I think I'm in love!! :emoticon-0152-heart

    Don't tell JPF though - he's not very nice when he's jealous!!
     
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  2. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    Obviously tactics aren't my specialty ive never known a serial killer simply speak openly about it.
     
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  3. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    Me too i loved coyote canyon

    Cheers
     
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  4. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Coyote Canyon was great. I now know how it feels to exit early from these games. At least it was one I didn't really understand <laugh>
     
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  5. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    We didn't win?
     
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  6. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    No our efforts were fairly pathetic Captain. You did nothing to deserve the title "Serial" - indeed I think you should take a new username "Cereal Killer - Get on the muesli"

    Myself I was involved in 1 gunfight, missed and got killed. I'm as much use as the milky bar kid in peak temperatures at noon.

    We've pretty much disgraced ourselves. And we had to watch Obi and ACS 69 in the corner of their jail cell. At least I think it was ACS. I'm going off the chinos discarded in the corner, I couldn't see who it was under the humongous mass that is Obi. Furthermore we had to witness Nev's sex explosion face going off as he peered through the bars jerking off.

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    All in all the game went horribly for us
     
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  7. Captainchaos.

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    Id have been killed anyway sooner rather than later but you don't realise you wanna stay in until you're dead.
     
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  8. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I think it would have been great if the bank could have employed your services. There is always a place for a killer in any town of mind. Keeps the population numbers in check.
     
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  9. Captainchaos.

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    Yes my original plan was to confuse everyone, go to sanctuary knowing the priest couldn't do **** but everyone else would think I had to be good, then not kill tonight and hope for a mass shootout and then start killing, however my arse fell out and i hoped that people believed what i said which was allow me to kill only the people voting for me because they could lynch me when they saw fit and unfortunately that was immediately ha ha
     
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  10. Obi Wan

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>
    Love it! <ok>
     
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  11. Darth Plagueis

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    Standings updated bitches.
     
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  12. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Guess who benched Barkley this week!! <doh>

    I'm ****ing good at this game!! <laugh>
     
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  13. Darth Plagueis

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    Standings updated after yesterdays game.
     
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  14. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Guess who benched Firminio...
     
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  15. Captainchaos.

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    Im not doing particularly well for some reason I'm unable to fathom

    Hhhmmmm
     
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  16. Obi Wan

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    Need to create some chaos to distract everyone. <ok>
     
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  17. Captainchaos.

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    Am i winning yet?
     
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    I thought a 59 meant fifty nine not fifty eight :(
     
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  19. MF SHAK

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    worked well didnt it nev lol? i was mullered, and then obi beat me too. Bastards. <grr> That league is dead to me
     
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  20. Obi Wan

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    You're just a washed-up has-been now Shak.

    Gone from champ to chump.

    From top to flop.

    From hit to s***.

    From legend to bell-end.

    From fantasy manager to fanny-taste minger.
     
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