Match Day Thread Official Fantasy Premier League 2014/15 thread - OT

Look at this way, if you sell him, the chances are it will cost you a greater fee to get him back in.
You may have to more changes that ultimately costs you points, particularly if he's only out for a short period.
The Captain doesn't really matter does it, as VC will score double instead, and you can simply play one of the subs instead.

It makes sense, and besides, when have I at any point offered any duff words of wisdom.
I wouldn't dream of doing that in a friendly Fun Game like this , mind if it was a Money League, I wouldn't hesitate.

 

I've sold Ings....and he's starting to score.

I've sold Cisse...... and he's starting to score.

I've bought Pelle (sp) ....and he's stopped scoring.

I've bought Sanchez......and he's stopped scoring.

I made Sanchez captain....in place of Aguerro.

Now it looks like I'll need to sell Aguerro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S I've also just used my wild card

 

Trevor, you're not looking for sympathy here are you?
As all you'll get is scorn from most of the heathens.
A little bit of misfortune is good for the rest of us, and always worth a or two.

 

How's those 6 points or whatever you scored this week mate? Wildcard working out for you?

 

I just checked my points - I shouldn't have.

Now I will need to wait for MOTD to cheer myself up

 

I was amused till I remembered you were above me in the league and have been since forever.

 

18 points not too bad.
Yes, I'm happy enough with the Wildcard, and I'll be hanging onto Sergio through thick and thin.

 

Not a particularly good week for anyone anywhere near the top unless Southampton v Man U changes things a bit.
It has to be said that the 'League is an Embarrassment to Fantasy Football', populated by a bunch of Numpties.

The Heed maybe top, but. I'm in 105,000+ position overall and going further down again after tonight.

Luckily for me I swapped Captains again and shopped myself a further dozen points or so.
Better still, I don't have to worry about Chambers being thumped for half a dozen minus points against on Saturday.
At least I don't have to be concerned about using the wildcard again after last weeks f*** up.

If as seems likely Aguero is out for a while, that should put the cat amongst the pigeons, with a few changes to the teams.

 

my last hope was for a southampton clean sheet

 

A few hopes went down the drain with that goal.

I always go 3-4-3, but I changed to 4-3-3 this week and left Fellaini on the bench, so I hope he has a stinker.
It made my use of the Wildcard nonsensical.

 

PELLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

My man, show them how to do it.

 

Haven't got him in this one, but have him in my main team in the Telegraph, so come on Pelle, a couple more will do.

 

I haven't got him but the team I'm up against this week in the head to head does

 

FANTASY PREMIER LEAGUE KNOCK-OUT CUP OF DESTINY AND DOOM ROUND 1.

So, by popular demand (well, there was some mild interest from Heed) and following a landslide unanimous vote (of ONE in favour - cheers Heed - vs. NONE against) It is my great pleasure to present the first round of the Head-to-Head knock-one-out cup of Destiny & Doom.

Due to the numbers in the league, the 6 teams currently at the bottom of the league table each get a bye into round 2.
The remaining teams have been matched head-to-head via random selection of names out of a FIFA style hat (I didn't have numbered balls), but with no bungs involved.

For those in a Head-to-Head the winner will simply be the team that gets the highest points in the next 'Game Week' - based on the official Premier Fantasy League points scoring. To clarify, it will be 'Game Week' 16.

The first round draw is....

Lets All Go Rolando v Lads on Toure
Feral Rovers v Optoonistic
'merica v BenArfasJigglyMoobs
EnnyoueffseeXI v Nouveauchateau Utd
ToonArmyBills v Lightning Heeds
Tash's Tashingtons v Ah divvent knaa
Hot Shots Pardew v Stop Getting injured
Useless underdogs v Inter Theirsister
Super Mega Criminal v Siems Like Magic
Peacock's Ponytail v Zeppelin FC
Bradley Boys Utd - BYE
Knobby's Knackas 2 - BYE
Fenwick's Window XI - BYE
Right FC - BYE
The Sith Lords - BYE
Crystal Phallus - BYE

This might be a chance for those without hope of winning the league (so basically anyone but Heed) to feel some sense of worth by pitting their footballing tactical wits against somebody inferior - or at least to have a lucky fluke of a week and score more points due to having the 'right' duffer in their team in tht particular game week.

Let the games begin - well, on Saturday afternoon...

 

Thanks for the bye mate.
In stark contrast to that ****ing bastard turncoat Trev and his stitch ups. Lol.
^^ ^^ ^^
beelin'

 

I was just trying to give the ****tiest, most useless, tactically inept, moronic, pitiful excuses of fantasy managers a cat in hell's chance mate.

 

Listen to whose talking!!!

Turncoat you say, turncoat!!!

Look in the mirror mate, look in the mirror.

****ing bastard, yes. Turncoat, never.

 

Where's Heed with his tactical advice when I need him? I'm up against Tash in the head-to-head knock-one-out cup and need to know whether I should stick with:

........................ Krul
Chambers... Saylor...Koscielny...Shaw
..Ramsey...Fabregas...Sissoko...Ozil
.................Aguerro...Sturridge

 

Been away this week Obi and struggling to get access.
But, don't worry, I'll be on later with some good solid advice.

 

Surprisingly, this seems to a FAIR DRAW by the looks of it.
No sign of JPFs or his apprentices fingerprints stamped all over it.

Hopefully, it will generate a bit interest.
In fact I hope I get beat, so I can concentrate on the League.