Office Christmas Parties

Have you tried sticking a dildo up there to make sure it is still tight and nothing gay has been done to it.that might have loosened it.

 

The police didn't even turn up ffs.

****ers too busy searching black people to worry about a white boy in trouble.

 

Hmmmm no thanks mate. I'm fairly confident without going that far!

 

You could have had a cheeky chew?

4 hrs in a gay club is a long while like......

 

It took half hour to get home

I did end up having a spliff and a couple beers. **** em.

 

Got mine this week in a very swanky London club. I’ve only just joined the company so no idea what to expect and might be a bit awkward as the newbie but hoping the plethora of birds in Marketing turn into coke whores for the evening. Probably not.

 

Marketing birds are generally tidy but know it.

 

#til


Today I learned there is such a thing as "Highsexuals". A significant number of straight men become temporarily gay or bi when they're high. Then become straight again when off the high. Being the sheltered individual I am, had never heard of this until today and Googled it and found out it really is a thing.

Made me think of your story @Skylarker ... Need to be careful going to gay clubs when high.

 

Sounds like the most Yank thing ever tbh.

 

Or hipster homosexuality.

 

That'll teach you to get high at Christmas mate.

By the way, this isn't a confessional