Offer now £120 and rising

The insults are only ephemeral

 

But are hurtful to a sensitive, kind, considerate and caring person like me.

 

This is only the start.
If we end up with Barnsley or Sunderland on the Friday, it'll be pretend to go to work wait for the wife to go then Nick the car finally ring the wife when I get there.
Will need to tell her the bad news I've nicked the car and the good news she has the telly to herself that night

 

@Royston Vasey advanced notice. Here is an outlet for travel and match tickets.

 

@Royston Vasey my offer still stands of refunding train tickets if you do not get in to the game.

But as this board's most loyal fan @Clb74 said earlier, if your boat has not frightened somebody into getting tickets for you, explore the wonderful city that is Oxford.

Alternatively, come to Chippenham v Torquay with me and see the Torquay promotion party.

 

but Mrs 74 may wish for you to take the £120 and you could treat her to a nice meal?

 

Alternatively, … you could use Royston's cash (for a dead rubber) to pay for your Play Off and Wembley tickets …. or even just to upgrade your Wembley tickets to a box

Royston has made a promise to his son and is getting desperate for tickets.... proper money to be made by someone!

 

Mr van Gerwen needs to get over to the ground for 11 and mill around the ticket office.

It's a 3rd division match ffs

 

Ok clever bollox.

So I get to the Kassam for 11am tomorrow, sans billets....and what do I do then?

 

I would ask some locals if they could buy you a pair of ticket …. BUT DO IT NICELY

 

They would need a proven history of buying tickets.

So...there is me standing outside the Kassam for two hours like some upmarket Stan Flashman, asking bewildered strangers if they want to "get me a pair for the game"

 

Go in here and try and make friends with the locals
https://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/1...osite-kassam-stadium-aims-to-attract-us-fans/

Making friends is your strong point isn't it?

 

You just want me wandering around Oxford tomorrow, looking like Inspector Morse with dementia.

 

Just trying to help.... as @Clb74 has previously said … proper loyal fans bought their tickets weeks ago!

 

Thats why you haven't got any then

 

How is that so difficult no bollox,

 

@AllHellLetLoose is a decent protester.

 

You've got 24 hours then social services will be getting a call
Should think your boys Easter is ruined at the moment.
You multi millionaires think you can just throw money at the problem.

 

People in chavvy Petts Wood having money