Sounds a bit like Chubby Browns barbecue joke he told in Bradford after the Valley Parade fire.
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The next time we played Bradford, after the fire, one of their players went down injured and 'someone' shouted 'put some Fiery Jack on it'.
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*cough* Portugal....
© Chubby Brown.
Two asylum seekers tried crossing the Channel in a kayak, it got cold so they lit a fire which caused a hole in the bottom,the kayak sank, proof you can't have your kayak and heat it.
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Wow! I knew his 'jokes' were crap but that is next level baaaaaad.© Chubby Brown.
Two asylum seekers tried crossing the Channel in a kayak, it got cold so they lit a fire which caused a hole in the bottom,the kayak sank, proof you can't have your kayak and heat it.
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I also know humour is subjective.
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I've never considered myself to be a comedy writer but coming up with pish like that would be an absolute cakewalk. He's stealing a living.I also know humour is subjective.
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In your opinion, which is fine. He doesn't get my money and obviously not yours, but in his case crime does pay, and pays very very handsomely. That is all.
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It's not just an opinion though. Those with a modicum of wit should agree that any half-decent joke has some connection to reality... Annnnd ALL that has is the mention of asylum seekers crossing the channel, which, I think we can both agree is only mentioned to further salivate those already frothing at the mouth. They're the ones he's actually taking the piss out of. That is all.In your opinion, which is fine. He doesn't get my money and obviously not yours, but in his case crime does pay, and pays very very handsomely. That is all.
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It makes any of the old 'Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman' jokes appear like comedic masterpieces in comparison.
No, I mean, that is all.
Also, 'kayak' sounds **** all like 'cake' when spoken. Just practice by saying 'let them eat kayak' out loud and appreciate how weird you sound. Lame as ****.
That is all, I think.
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"Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE." - George Carlin.
Should we all bow to your stern warning ?© Chubby Brown.
Two asylum seekers tried crossing the Channel in a kayak, it got cold so they lit a fire which caused a hole in the bottom,the kayak sank, proof you can't have your kayak and heat it.
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If not, will we all get decked ? 
It's not just an opinion though. Those with a modicum of wit should agree that any half-decent joke has some connection to reality... Annnnd ALL that has is the mention of asylum seekers crossing the channel, which, I think we can both agree is only mentioned to further salivate those already frothing at the mouth. They're the ones he's actually taking the piss out of. That is all.
It makes any of the old 'Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman' jokes appear like comedic masterpieces in comparison.
No, I mean, that is all.
Also, 'kayak' sounds **** all like 'cake' when spoken. Just practice by saying 'let them eat kayak' out loud and appreciate how weird you sound. Lame as ****.
That is all, I think.
But that's your definition of wit. I always thought you were someone who appreciated diversity - but you don't seem to appreciate that people have diverse senses of humour.
In your opinion, which is fine. He doesn't get my money and obviously not yours, but in his case crime does pay, and pays very very handsomely. That is all.
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Maybe we should change the title of this thread to "The Offensive Jokes - but only those appreciated by Off The Line - Thread"
A man with a lisp walks into a pub. " A pint of betht bitter pleath" he says.
"Yeth thertainly thir" replies the barman and pulls the pint. "Four poundth thixty pleath"
"Are you taking the pith?" Asks the customer as he hands over the money.
"No thir" says the barman - "I talk like thith as well"
Two minutes later another bloke comes in, "All right, mate - a pint of lager please" he says
"Coming right up, sir" says the barman and pulls the pint. "Four fifty please."
The first man, hearing this exchange is none too pleased. "Hey!" he says "You thaid you weren't taking the pith out of me"
"I wathn't" says the barman "I wath taking the pith out of him!"
"Yeth thertainly thir" replies the barman and pulls the pint. "Four poundth thixty pleath"
"Are you taking the pith?" Asks the customer as he hands over the money.
"No thir" says the barman - "I talk like thith as well"
Two minutes later another bloke comes in, "All right, mate - a pint of lager please" he says
"Coming right up, sir" says the barman and pulls the pint. "Four fifty please."
The first man, hearing this exchange is none too pleased. "Hey!" he says "You thaid you weren't taking the pith out of me"
"I wathn't" says the barman "I wath taking the pith out of him!"
Signs summer is here, showers, Yorkshire CCC struggling, they're digging for Madeleine McCann again.
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Cant stand those smooth talking bastards
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