The 'I've only three days left to live but that was weeks ago' lady didn't have to accept a pay off.
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Brian knew.
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Not quite a joke...
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The wife said to me "That new couple next door are so loving. He strokes her hair, kisses her, puts his arms around her and cuddles her -why don't you do that?"
I said "I don't know her that well yet!"
I said "I don't know her that well yet!"
I went down the pub the other day and saw a bloke with a long face looking like he had the weight of the world on his shoulders. I asked him what was wrong.
" I had a row with the wife" he said "told me she wouldn't talk to me for a month"
"A month will soon pass" I said
To which he replied "Yeah - today's the last day!"
" I had a row with the wife" he said "told me she wouldn't talk to me for a month"
"A month will soon pass" I said
To which he replied "Yeah - today's the last day!"
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