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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Matth_2014, Oct 4, 2018.

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  1. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    9/11 Americans won’t like this joke.
     
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    Willhoops Well-Known Member

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  3. BobbyD

    BobbyD President

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    statistically 9/10 people involved in gang rape enjoy gang rape
     
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  4. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    You should try it for a few days. It's fun.
     
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  5. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    Old MacDonald was dyslexic QRPIT.
     
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    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    How can you tell if a black woman’s pregnant?

    When she takes out the tampon, all the cottons been picked off.

    Oooooof!!!
     
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  7. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    <laugh>

    Some sick Bantz

    Take it easy with the terrorist Muslamic jokes though lads.:emoticon-0114-dull:
     
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  8. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    How about Jesus jokes instead?


    What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

    It only takes one nail to hang the picture of Jesus.
     
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  9. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    Harvey Weinstein told me if I sucked him off I’d be famous.

    ... Said a bunch of famous women.
     
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    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh> Hot tea down my nose! Bastard!!!
     
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  11. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Shouldn't there be a a bunch of fannies having an eppy fit over the theme and content of this thread ?
    @thereisonlyoneno7

    Lots of rape and baby jokes .
     
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  12. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Why does Noddie have a bell on his hat?

    Because he’s a ****.
     
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    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    Why can’t chinese people have white babies?

    Because two wongs don’t make a white
     
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  14. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    *****philes are ****ing immature arseholes.
     
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  15. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    Sky pundit Jamie Carragher spat in a young girl’s face.

    She should be thankful he doesn’t work for the BBC, otherwise he’d have jizzed on it.
     
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  16. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  18. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Ffs <laugh>
     
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  19. Page_Moss_Kopite

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    An Irish gay marriage.

    Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael
     
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  20. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?



    She gagged.
     
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