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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Matth_2014, Oct 4, 2018.

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  1. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    BECAUSE YOU DON'T TAKE THE BLOODY HINT EVER !!!!!!!!!
     
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  2. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    My Grandad has Parkinsons.....

    He can’t stop interviewing people
     
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  3. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    I actually said that at a family get together MANY years ago . Won't do it again in a while ...
     
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    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    That's just cruel .
     
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    OUCH ...
     
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  6. Willhoops

    Willhoops Well-Known Member

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    That's good then sure another dead baby joke won't cheer you up? I've got loads
     
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    Willhoops, Oct 4, 2018
  7. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  8. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    you were SCARED of making this thread ?
     
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  9. Matth_2014

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    Because I didn’t want to get banned.
     
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  10. Number 1 Jasper

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    I get that but honestly SCARED ?
     
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  11. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Matth do you even read this board ffs? <laugh>
     
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  12. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    This is the thread equivalent of watching a mate chat up someone way outta his league...you know he's gonna be humiliated but instead of walking away you encourage him and sit back to watch the carnage unfold and savour every delicious minute of his humiliation...















    not that that's ever happened to me <laugh>
     
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  13. Willhoops

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    This guy some of us might know was so obsessed with self-asphyxiation.

    He talked about it until he was blue in the face
     
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    Willhoops, Oct 4, 2018
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  14. DerekTheMole

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    You've got loads of dead babies?
     
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  15. Willhoops

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    Why did Kustard stare at the orange juice?

    Because it said concentrate on the carton.
     
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    Willhoops, Oct 4, 2018
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  16. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    I do.
     
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  17. Willhoops

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    Yep, got some spare if you want some <cheers>
     
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  18. Matth_2014

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    Nervous more than scared to be honest.
     
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  19. Number 1 Jasper

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    That's more like it . Though , if you are that concerned , try and chill out .

    YES that's far easier said than done ( I should know )

    and YES I am being serious and honest . It won't last …..
     
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  20. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    What’s the main cause for the rise in *****philia?


    Sexy kids.
     
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