Something to laugh at now that Leeds are out of the running. Paddy went to see his old mate Mick, who had broken his leg could only sit and look at the four walls. "How ya doin', Mick?" asks Paddy. "oh, OK, fella, but me feet are cold. Would yer moind runnin' up da stairs and gettin' me slippers for me?" "Not at all" So Paddy runs up the stairs to the bedroom where he finds Mick's two daughters sitting on the bed. 'Ah, yer da sent me up here to shag the pair of ya." he says. "Fook off, y'ol bastard, he would not have said that." "He did, too, listen." He shouts down the stairs. "Both of 'em, Mick?" "Of course, both of 'em, it's no good just fookin' one." 
Well, I thought it was funny!!
Well, I thought it was funny!!
