I once borrowed a set of ladders from work and never took them back There were actually condemned and nobody used them they should have been burnt. I had them over 10 years
All men do that, I have mirrored aviators, the best shades in the world for staring at people's (women's) nipples. Angle your head slightly away from their direction so they think you're looking somewhere else, then side-eye the good stuff. Then your wife asks if you fancy a drink or an ice cream and you've got to wait til your stiffy has gone
I've just bought two pairs of glasses On pair are prescription sunglasses first time I've tried these And she knows I google at the ample breasted women Anyway
Next to the Royal pub. It's a carpet shop now. Can you remember panda superstore next to the Blue Boar? I used to nick toy cars from there.
Remember a few place mate Played football in the Louise centre Frequented Stanley occasional in the 1970s
Well yes but it was about 30 years ago And I bottled out The brother in law and me stumbled upon it he was all for going amount them but I chickened out So he tells the tale. I tell it the other way
Last time I was in Stanley I was in the pub next to Mayfair carpets Sep 2014 watching Sunderland match
i could never go to a nuddy camp, i would have a constant hard on If there were nice women there that is.
Only by accident, we were there about 5 minutes. People think they're great, full of fit birds, the stark reality is that they're full of fat old men and honking hairy muffs.
And where was this beach? Did you buy any binoculars and tell the wife you are taking up bird spotting?
Are you a flip flop man or sandals? Budgie smugglers or trunks? Do you get your missus to lotion you up or do you ask one of the tasty tarts with their tits out to lube you up with sun lotion?
am going to say this only once more and then you can believe what ever you want. It was my brother in laws sister in law. No doubt i am wasting my time as you wont believe me anyhow
