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Yeh we were told to take pound coins for tips
My daughter gave this women 6 pound coins and she wasn't very happy
If I had given her 6 pound coins and she wasn't happy.
I would of took them back off her

 

Vinnyo. Were you ever tempted to stick your knob into your sisters pie?






From the pie shop, ya muckt minded bunch of louts.

 

Vince, can you carry a damp bath towel on your tool when you've got a stonk-on?

 

Some of the locals liked pound coins
When you were going home they would come up to you with a bag of pound coins and sat I'll give you these gives a tenner so we got our pound coins back for a tenner

 

Not now I used to do the regularly

 

. So you gave this old fella a pound for un chodding your bathroom. Im gonna regret this, but what the hell did she have to do to get 6?

 

No not realy

 

Neither can I, I can just about manage a face cloth.

 

She cleaned my daughter room for the holiday stay

 

I maybe on a good me too

 

Vince have you ever shoplifted?

 

I once at e some sweets when we were shopping in fine fare at Stanley
About 1976

 

****ing hell. Im sniggering like a nutter on paint thinners here.

 

You never raided the Woolworths pick n mix?

Thought everyone did that.

 

Is there anymore ?

 

No only a couple of sweets at Stanley
That's the only time

 

Did your former employers know about this?

 

Vince, our resident Alan Whicker is a great bloke as is his brother.
Is your brother going with you Vince?

 

Vince. Will you be wearing sunglasses so your wife doesnt catch you oggling the ample breasts of American holiday makers?

 

Vince, if you had to chose between covering your whole body in caramel and rolling in the sand and not being able to shower for the rest of the day, or wearing a Newcastle strip for 90 minutes, what would it be?