Off Topic: Stupidest thing you've ever done?

I accidentally farted during a funeral.

It was one of them loud ones which you thought would come out silently , most awkward moment of my life.

 

I once put a tablespoon of 250,000 scoville chilli sauce in a vindaloo.

I went red after the first mouthful.

Started sweating heavily after the second.

Vision went blurry, then went completely after the third.

After the fourth I tried to say to the wife "best get your car, I could be in trouble".

 

hahahaha!

 

I did a similar thing during a GCSE exam. Luckily they treat me as a legend afterwards.

 

This is Hilarious, best laugh I've had for ages, rep for you.

 

On Holiday, you know, one've those horrible "All-the-cheap-vodka-you-can-drink" Holidays... I decided the bed the hotel provided me with was not the best place to sleep that night. I proceded to climb the stairs to go to the top floor... Walk along the corridor... Climb out of the window 7 stories high.. and curl into the fetal position and go to sleep in the flower bed below the window. At 6am that morning I was woken by a scared cleaner and a very very angry hotel manager.

It was clear I hadn't learned my lesson that night as I slept on the outdoor pool bar the following night, before Germans complained about how pissed I was getting and I got transferred to another hotel.

And in other news;

I swallowed a bike lock key, after my friend left the key on the table whilst nipping to the loo. His bike was locked outside my local for 6 days until the key came out.

I threw a plantpot at a police officer and got caught.

I have been out in town in fancy dress as a Jew whilst the Gaza strip conflict was on, oblivious to the fact people in Newcastle cared... (I was wrong).

The most embarassing of all was being rugby-tackled by a metro inspector infront of my new work colleagues on day 3 of my job at HMRC. Then having to explain why I was late...

 

Was out drinking a couple days before christmas a couple years ago where I happened to catch a 10p coin in my mouth and swallow it down, It was all very funny anyway until the next morning when I woke up with the worst stomach pain imaginable, it lasted till boxing day when said 10p made another appearance....wasn't the best xmas ever.

 

HAHA this is a classic.

 

I had a similar experience when i was about 5/6 except is was 5p rather than a 10p. I eventually got it back a couple of days later, washed it off and then spent it!

Oh the look of my face when i gave the cashier my money!

 

did you swallow it deliberately?

 

Agreed to wear a Mackem shirt for me dad's 50th for 2 full hours (he's one of the unwashed).... the bastard has agreed in exchange though to wear one of my Toon shirts whilst sat in the Gallowgate

 

Swallowed a ball bearing from screwball scramble had a xray and was told to wait