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Off Topic, Occupations that make women drop their knickers

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by simonbh7, Aug 19, 2011.

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  1. Amnesiac

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    I asked a girl's opinion on Cabaye and she said he's ugly. Make of that what you will...
     
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  2. Agent Bruce

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    To each their own.
     
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  3. Amnesiac

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    I'd say I argued, but I'd end up getting the same treatment AH did <laugh>
     
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  4. Obertan's Rancid Toe

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    Lesbian
     
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  5. The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco

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    This. A fully fledged muff diver!
     
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  6. Amnesiac

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    <laugh>! Naa, she likes more 'feminine' lads.
     
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  7. Agent Bruce

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    I think AH get's trodden on more than the rubber mats at KX.
     
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    Tell her she's definitely a lesbian <ok>
     
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    Airport customs anti-drugs agents...
     
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  10. Agent Bruce

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    Firemen don't do too badly it seems.
     
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    Beach lifeguards?
     
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    I always go for the "I'm on the dole with 10 kids and a mansion and get around £100k a year off the goverment, so you could say I earn a lot"
     
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  13. Eat Sleep Watch F1 Repeat

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    There is an episode of Only Fools And Horses where Del and Rodney chat up couple of women pretenfing to be tennis players.
     
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    You could go all mysterious on them; "Its classified, I could tell you but then I'd have to rape/kill you"










    Note: I'm joking...
     
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    Think there's been a clip of that one shown recently.
     
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  16. Agent Bruce

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    Used that one before. The air of mystery always gets to them.
     
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    <laugh>

    Del: Over in the States they play on astro turf instead of grass.
    Girl: What do you prefer Rodney?
    Rodney: Pardon?
    Girl: What do you prefer? Grass or astro turf?
    Rodney: I don't know, I've never smoked astro turf. <laugh>
     
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    our eyes met ,pure lust in mine ,she dropped to her knees,done the decent thing n took her from behind,tazers are amazing
     
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    TBH, let the guys have as much free fanny as they want - they are awesome
    to watch during a show and one of the few things that Britain still does well.

    spare a thought for this pilot as it doesn't sound very good TBH:

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-14602900

    I have the utmost pride and respect for these guys - I watched them just
    last month and they blew the whole crowd away with a stunning display.
    Wanted to catch them last weekend at Bristol too but couldn't make it

    The fact that the pilot sent a Mayday signal, flew a few feet from the ground
    and impacted into trees isn't good and the TV crews being told to switch off
    cameras seems to seal the pilot's fate. Hope I'm wrong. :-(
     
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    I am sorry to say that it has been confirmed that he has sadly died.
     
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