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Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by Treble, Aug 11, 2016.

  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    See you soon.
     
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  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    He's easily upset, bless <laugh>
     
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  3. thebronze14

    thebronze14 Well-Known Member

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    Hi, I've moved into an apartment in the Green Quarter of Manchester, any advice on a junior football club relatively nearby to join. Google hasn't been much help so far. Looking for an average standard, not a club were you need to scrap your social life but also not mickey mouse stuff were you don't need to train or anything!Appreciate any help I get, and good luck (After tonight :))
     
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  4. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Here in Cantabria there's a bunch of Spanish kids having a kick about in the campsite park.

    I counted;

    2 Real Madrid
    1 Atletico Madrid
    2 Athletic Bilbao
    2 PSG
    2 Dortmund
    1 Germany
    1 Arsenal

    And.......

    Five United shirts being worn. 3 blue, 1 red, 1 white.

    All had Ibrahimovich 9 on the back bar the white one, who had Rooney.

    These Spanish kids are clearly down with the mighty reds. Although no one told the kid in white that Rooney is now ****.

    #blamerooney



















    Zero Liverpool. Or City.
     
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  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Is it for you or your child? If for you, how the **** old are you? <yikes>
     
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  6. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Not gonna lie, I've never heard of the green quarter.
     
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    Still shows he is doing his job as Captain Marketing <ok>
     
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  8. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member
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    Sounds like something the estate agents made up to try and sell new build flats in a place that used to be a dump.

    Bet sweats knows where it is...
     
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  9. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    That's what I thought.

    What baffled me was that Ibra was on the back of the others given Pogba is the new CEO of Manchester United marketing.

    What the ****?
     
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    Just shows how much we overpaid for Pogba.

    He won't be a success until at least 90% of kids in Spanish campsites are wearing his name on the back of their shirts.
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Just had a Google and it turns out the Green Quarter is IN the northern quarter.

    That means it can't be a quarter surely? Must be a green eighth.

    Which to me says a bag of weed.
     
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  12. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    You might find a nice friendly set up in nearby Cheetham Hill.

    Good luck. <ok>
     
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  13. Swarbs

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    Haven't been up that end of town for years now. What colour is the rest of the Northern Quarter?
     
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  14. thebronze14

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    cheers mate.. @redhadroncollider. It's for me, any clubs not in league of Ireland or the level before for us are considered juniors @Swarbs I think its purple
     
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  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <laugh>
     
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  16. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Blue.

    Like ALL of Manchester, obviously.
     
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  17. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Sorry mate, was being a bit sarccy as Cheetham Hill is known to be rough as **** and home to one of Manchester's notorious gangs. Or at least was.

    I'm sure you'll find somewhere.
     
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    Haha, thanks for the heads up!
     
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  19. Chief

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    Just got to Santander.

    Ferry is tomorrow and Racing just happen to be at home tonight in a stadium I can see from where I'm sat.
    Me and my boys want to go, she doesn't want to be left on her own with our daughter.

    Bit of a dilemma!
     
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  20. Stan

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    I could be mistaken but I think my in laws spent some time in Santander as part of a cruise trip and raved about the place.
     
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