Cyc, you should console ‘Er Indoors with the news that we no longer export the dregs of society Down Under. Nowadays we give them jobs in investment banking with huge bonuses or we elect them to Parliament.
For 18th Century London, I think you can read 21st Century Kingston-Upon-Hull.
On the BBC local news last evening, they were reporting that Hull has the highest rate of under-age smoking in the UK. Glasgow must be devastated to miss out. Hull already ranks in the top five for adult smoking so I have no idea where their kids get the habit.
1) Unplanned housing – lots of empty buy-to-let flats but it is largely something else that is ‘unplanned’.
2) Dirty, stinking, dangerous streets and alleys – no smell of wet horses as they went in supermarket lasagne years ago.
3) Water and waste – the river Humber is not sluggish; and they drink lager not gin instead of water.
4) Coal, fog and the smell of the grave – not foggy often and the ‘thick clouds of black soot’ are cigarettes not coal.
5) Untimely death – smoking and obesity rather than bad sanitation.
6) Learned pigs and other diversions – the pigs are all in sausages and there is no guide book to the red light district.
7) Law and disorder – they might have that on DVD; or is that Law and Order?
8) Thief Taker, Constable, Police – they might have that on DVD; or is that Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy?
9) Trial and punishment – they might have that book in the library; or is that Crime and Punishment?