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$10,000 for your wifes fanny bacteria beer..

 

I didn't read the full story but where the **** do they get the fanny bacteria from? i have this horrible vision of some sad **** hanging round the big market scraping all the fat slags growlers into a jar.

I'd still drink it though

 

Be okay if it was filtered, not keen on choking on clock springs though.

 

If the fanny juice was from the big market the clock springs would be more like pork scratchings mate

 

You think you are getting Kate Upton but get fat Kate from greggs in Byker.

 

More like 'fat Kate's' grandmother

 

Drippy Kates rancid crusty cheese and fish bake dollops.

 

That's got a canny ring to it that mate, you should copyright it

 

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Unlike the woman in question..

 

Do you know, it's one of my fantasies to pour a bottle of beer up a birds flange, have her squirt it in a glass & drink it.
For some bizarre reason they don't seem keen on obliging me. :-(

 

you could make beer with that...