Still, 6 months off the booze is pretty good, eh?
EDIT any Toby "you're a sad fat ginger pussy-whipped etc" comments will be deleted.
EDIT any Toby "you're a sad fat ginger pussy-whipped etc" comments will be deleted.

BTW, how do you not miss it? How long did it take before you stopped missing it?

Wife and kids = reality booze and hookers = fakeI've had that moment, POE. Skint, catching a bus into town and going from bar to bar nicking people's drinks before chucked out. Then walking ten miles home in the rain. That was supposed to be my wake-up call. But half a year later and I feel invincible again. Ah well, if I do end up getting thrown out, I'll have more time to write my opus! I'll win my wife back with the millions I earn. Or I'll spend it all on whores and booze. Either way, Jip wins![]()
well done jip ... you should have a drop from the top shelf to celebrate

Wife and kids = reality booze and hookers = fake

But you have a fit chink for a missus![]()
You have never posted photos of your wife but i`m sure she is gorgeous and a loving mum to your kids...


I had two weeks off the booze recently. Went out for a few last weekend and felt like ****e!
Haven't touched a drop since and fully intend not to again!
Have kicked the smokes too![]()
All women are the same, if you are bored with her then try get a new one...
Mine is a sexy young rich horny ballbreaker but submissive no...
She orders for me in restaurants FFS![]()
I had two weeks off the booze recently. Went out for a few last weekend and felt like ****e!
Haven't touched a drop since and fully intend not to again!
Have kicked the smokes too![]()

It's like that internet meme, it shows a gorgeous bird, with a caption saying, "no matter how hot you think this girl is, there will be a man, somewhere, who is sick of her shit.