I don't think he would have objected to this...
Sean Connery walks into a bar, sits next to an attractive woman, then glances at his watch.
Woman notices, 'nice watch' she says. Thanks says Sean, it's a telepathic watch, I'm just testing it out.
Woman: 'Interesting, what's it telling you now?'
Sean: 'That you're not wearing panties'.
Woman: 'Ha', she replies 'It must be broken because I am wearing panties'
Sean taps the watch, 'oh, damn thing's an hour fast...'
RIP Sean Connery