Off Topic October RIP

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I don't think he would have objected to this...

Sean Connery walks into a bar, sits next to an attractive woman, then glances at his watch.

Woman notices, 'nice watch' she says. Thanks says Sean, it's a telepathic watch, I'm just testing it out.

Woman: 'Interesting, what's it telling you now?'

Sean: 'That you're not wearing panties'.

Woman: 'Ha', she replies 'It must be broken because I am wearing panties'

Sean taps the watch, 'oh, damn thing's an hour fast...'

RIP Sean Connery
 
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