Those murdered in Vienna last night. A total waste of life! I could say a lot more but this isn't the forum.
I don't think he would have objected to this... Sean Connery walks into a bar, sits next to an attractive woman, then glances at his watch. Woman notices, 'nice watch' she says. Thanks says Sean, it's a telepathic watch, I'm just testing it out. Woman: 'Interesting, what's it telling you now?' Sean: 'That you're not wearing panties'. Woman: 'Ha', she replies 'It must be broken because I am wearing panties' Sean taps the watch, 'oh, damn thing's an hour fast...' RIP Sean Connery