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  1. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Jesus guys... the schedule's online! As her secretary I'm proud of that system... She even let's me get tips (from DMW that's enough) <party>
     
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  2. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Just don't forget that 12 inches is a ruler - so bow down and worship!
     
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  3. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    And by the way DMW the 'Beadle hand' is just to help make other things look bigger! I didn't realise you had seen me wearing it! <wah><wah>
     
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  4. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    I saw no schedule. Rio Ferdinand sent me a tweet about her!
     
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  5. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    In a few more years she'll be Rooney's type :emoticon-0100-smile
     
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  6. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Speaking of Rio, have you been to Brazil lately JPF?

    http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/407658/Lungfish-removed-man-s-bum

    Surgeons remove giant FISH from man's bum

    SURGEONS in Brazil had something of a unique experience when they pulled out an eel-like fish from a man's BUM.

    Extremely graphic video footage showed the surgey taking place on the man from Londrina, Brazil, after he somehow got the long and slippery Lungfish stuck inside his bottom.

    In fact, the fish had gone so deep inside the man that it had embedded itself into the patient's bowels.

    Shudder.

    With no choice but to go to the hospital to have the animal removed, docs from the Hospital Universitário performed the operation &#8211; and filmed the whole thing.

    Despite the nature of the, er, 'injury', staff can be heard laughing as the unfortunate fish is pulled out.

    Daily Star online has chosen not to post the video due to its graphic content, but doctors can be seen filming the removal on their mobile phones.

    The fish was alive after being removed but had to be put down.

    Why the man had the fish inside him, no one has yet worked out...
     
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  7. Obi Wan

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    That was no eel, it was the very end of the tip of DMW's penis that had snapped off.
     
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  8. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    Right, I'm off. And I mean for good. That's it.

    Insensitive bastards.
     
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  9. MF SHAK

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    I'm sick of obi, and tbh he should have been sacked after that whole death star debacle. Jedi mong
     
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  10. MF SHAK

    MF SHAK Well-Known Member

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    Lmaoo
     
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  11. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    I thought that as well.
     
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  12. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me

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    Well I was certainly impressed

    What new user name would you like & I will see what I can do ..... no promises mind cos I haven't tried changing a username before.

    As for the key to paradise ..... not sure you would be welcome there at the moment :D
     
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  13. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Note to self... Brazil doesn't have the same doctor-patient confidentiality laws <wah>
     
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  14. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    DMW has had trouble logging in, but he told me he wanted to change his username to either "GenuineMackem" or "JPFisbetterthanmeineveryconceivablefacetofmylifeliterallyheisjustagreatguyandIwishIwasthesamehiseyesarelikeacrispwinterspalesunriseandhislipsarelikecherriesfromthedeepestdarkestdesiresofmyheart"
     
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  15. MF SHAK

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    Haha, I can't stop visualising it

    Mildly related/unrelated but possible plot for star wars 7 may involve lukes hand and lightsaber being found. Utterly ridiculous but that's what I heard..for anyone interested , aka nobody. **** this I'm off.
     
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  16. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I'd just like point out at this juncture, I do not have two big whoppers like some malformed porn star.

    Furthermore I accept Obi's explanation and would like him reinstated. JPF - this is how normal people behave you little freak.

    Back to hating JPF, lock the thread.
     
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  17. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    No don't go guys, you're an integral cog in t.... Oh **** it, they're too far away... Bye!
     
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  18. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I've PM'd you honeybun :emoticon-0152-heart
     
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  19. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me

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    Hey ..... it worked :)
     
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  20. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Obi - ACS told me only had white chinos? You might think its funny to make jokes about his incontinence but I don't. Site wide ban for Obi for piss pants discrimination
     
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