Off Topic obesssion

Is there an option for those obsessed with others obsessions?

 

Tradionally big clubs like Liverpool despite winning little since 1992 have earned the right to shout the odds and live off their heydays. Then we come to a ****pot club like Spurs who’ve when nothing of note since 1961 shout the loudest on this forum which is quite funny really given they’re just a bunch of blind ****puffins looking for the mythical promised land.

 

You don't make the rules

****

 

Neither do you No Mark.

 

Who are Spurs again?

 

What do you even type into a search engine for that...

 

I can't remember now, probably 'sausage gif'

 

If you were all humble then it wouldn’t be funny, but luckily most of you chat like you’re a club with an elite pedigree so it’s just easy food bro. Spurs’ dick goes soft like clockwork, how can that not be used and abused by rival fans?

 

...and amidst the thousands of images of brokeback mountain gay porn, there was that one actual sausage gif, yeah?

 

I would never type that into a search engine

 

Why?

 

The same no hoper club that's won the league 6 times compared to your measly twice

 

BOOM headshot

 

It's because your ****s though mate let's be honest.

HTH

 

[Saffy attempts a backflip off stage but lands awkwardly and stumbles into the crowd, before falling on his face]

 

Nobody cool has ever backflipped off the stage mate. You’ve been watching too much Magic Mike.

 

All season at wembley playing the likes of Barcelona in the champions league and you guys get a bigger attendance in the tin pot cup. Honestly think some of these guys don't know what proper unconditional support looks like.

 

Mate everyone knows that proper football only srated with the Premier League ... so you both support titleless ****stain clubs

 

Sounds about right actually