Obama Reelection Will Bring 1,000 Years Of Darkness

Everything.

The metric system is alone the cause of all the worlds woes.
And it ****ed up our money.

 

Get it right sonny.

 

Blame that **** Pythagoras. It all started to go wrong then.

 

So it wasn't the Muslim president?

So whats all the big fuss about?

I wonder what Romneys views on the metric system were?

Or even Chuck Norris's wifes view?

 

Chuck Norris' wife's view is largely the inside of the plant pot her head is in whilst a large queue of crips take turns to pound on her ravaged crapper

 

You missed your calling. You should have been the poet of your generation.

 

True, we should have known better than to trust a greek with our monies.

 

Pres Obumma, being a muzzie has nothing to do with it, the fact he's a glorified **** though, has everything to do with it.
Not that the competition was any better mind.