Right, I've got a girlfriend these days (plusses and minuses really). She watches Emmerdale, Corrie & that 'Jungle, He's a Celebrity, Get Off It' show. I sometimes have to watch them, out of good manners, and I try to ask the odd question to show I'm slightly interested (though not enough to actually get drawn in, that's dangerous, and this requires skill). It's my sacrifice. It's my...gift. In return, I get no grumbles when MOTD or CL football is on. Fine. However, bearing in mind what I've just said (I might ask who her favourite is out of Ant & Dec, or how long has that Hayley in Corrie been a 50/50 manwoman), she shows no interest in the football. In fact, she puts the tablet on, and sniggers at **** jokes cockheads make on facebook. Sometimes I'm expected to read them and pretend I find them funny too, all the while the highlights continue. Now, am I being mugged off? I already know I'm a great guy for doing what I do, you don't need to tell me, but should I demand more? I engage in her **** (at a superficial level) so why won't she indulge me on 5-3-2, league tables and the overall drama and brilliance of football? She disregards it. Tosses it aside. Means nothing to her. She was a playing a game last night where she just landed planes and helicopters on a runway, while I wanted to explain why Tottenham are so ****. In detail. Am I right to be aggrieved? How do I raise it? Anyone with similar experiences? Why are there no social groups for people in their 20s? Thanks for listening.
It couldnt get any worse then he does a ****ing dance!!! Christ Beats whats happened. Good mover i have to say.
He's lost his mojo. Where were the fistful of sovs( one, maybe two per finger), where was the Bass sweatshirt and where the **** has the mullet gone? If he'd shoved the flash **** off the stage just as he started his camp jig I'd have let him off. But no, nothing. I feel empty.
If i had a shed I'd go sit in it now. meh. The mrs made me packing up for tomorrow and went to bed. Im off into the kitchen and eat it now. Sort of thing Beats has stopped doing. kinell walking on to Daddy Cool ace.
He should never have chopped off his mullet. I've always said he was Sansom reincarnate. The strength was in the mullet.
I have a similar experience... slightly. My girlfriend has no interest in football, and no interest in letting me watch it unless it's on my laptop, with headphones. WBA is like a day of peace for her I reckon!
Party, I'm full of rage and anger at the moment so if I speak out of turn please forgive me. What exactly do you expect to gain from getting your bird interested in football? What if she gets into footbal( hang on, FFS Mardell is talking about muscle definition and injuries for darts larkers- is he pissed?) where was I? Oh yeah, she gets into football because YOU HAVE MADE HER LIKE IT( controlling behaviour, possible domestic abuse?) and wants to go to games with you? Just be very careful what you wish for. I've taken the opposite path and revel in her indoors ignorance. When she mis pronounces a players or managers name I kid on it's the right way to say it and get her to say it again. Call me a pervert but I get off on it. 'What's your all time favourite Carmine?' I hear you ask. Simple one is that Party. Sven Gorman Bannerman. I could not make that up even if I wanted to. It's like Pandora's box, leave it well alone. Another piece of advice; When Corrie is on bombard her with questions until she gets that pissed off with you she tells you to button it. Do this once every three weeks, the rest of the time you won't have to show the slightest bit of interest, she won't want you to. Hope that helps. #prayforbeats.
No packing up to eat but there's a buckshee chicken Kiev leftover from tea in the fridge. I'm going to do that in and a full packet of Jaffa cakes. That's how much I'm hurting.
