O/T what pi$$es you off most when driving?

i love honesty pops

 

Why do we ask taxi drivers "Have you been busy?"
I still do it even now, must be the drink causes it.
As I really couldn't give two monkeys about anything about him!

 

exactomundo matey, must admit it only started happening once i got close to london and it was happening ahead of me often, very rarely have i seen it at home

 

Speed camera's still working at 3am in the morning when there's nobody about especially on A roads

 

People who walk across the road in front of you, (usually with a shoppie barrer) and absolutely, positively and steadfastly refuse to look in your direction.

Why do they do that?

 

Women who no matter the traffic dangers get their rugrats out of the car traffic side instead of the pavement side are they all braindead????????

 

there's too many of them bloody things.

 

i've started asking them obscure questions to amuse myself like, did you see that documentary on the one eyed taxi driver, or they reckon most taxi drivers have a hidden agenda, what do you make of that?

my favourite is, what would you be doing if you werent taking me to the pub right now?

 

Beat ya back at post #18

 

I never bother talking to them mate, although, usually if I`ve been visiting your lot `home` is about as much as I can manage.

 

Aboard am in taxi at night that drifts from lane 1 to lane 4 the bastard has fallen asleep, am grabbing the wheel while shaking him.

 

have any of you ever tried the swerver?

if you have a female driver behind you and you make a little swerve, just a shimmy of the strearing wheel, she will 100% copy you, try it

 

So you did, well done.










































































you were waiting for a sting in the tail, weren`t you?

 

Caravans

 

For a more magnanimous well done?





















Nah surprised you didn't say ok clever dick! hahahaha


Saw one the other day Chester road, the wide bit near the hospital.
There's a crossing near where this happened too.
Old biddy walks out didn't even look in my direction gets to the centre and keeps walking again looking the other way to the traffic about to mow her down.
If pedestrians want to walk on the roads they should pay road tax.
I don't pay my £250 to play dodge the numpty.

 

Follow them mate, get you through the traffic, lights, everything. Everybody lets you get past. Brilliant.

 

They don't sell much ice cream going at that speed either!




**** I miss Eric Morecambe.

 

Now that really is a council masterpiece.

 

Those twats on the Bowes incline who speed past all the stationary traffic to squeeze in at the last minute without realising it's twats like them causing the traffic to be stationary in the first place.

People who drive for miles (usually on country roads) at well under the speed limit with no awareness or concern for massive tailbacks of pissed off motorists! It usually provokes someone into a dangerous manoeuvre.

And worst of all ****s who don't indicate at roundabouts leaving you waiting there like right twat!

 

I would just like to make it known that none of the irritations, failures or daftarse annoying things mentioned in this thread ever apply to me.


thank you.