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Carmine Galante. said:
Who's that boz eyed no mark?

He looks like one of those elf/ pixie type things off of Lord of the Rings.

I think you 're confused pal.

Either that or pissed.

Might even be both?
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He's an actor called Alexander Ludwig, and he plays the legendary Viking king Bjorn Ironside in the TV series Vikings. His dad is this guy:

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Carmine Galante. said:
No beard ?

Soz but you can **** right off.


You ever seen a Viking without a beard?

Start growing one and we might be able to do business, until then all bets are off.

Clown shoe.
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I was browsing around IKEA this morning, which is a much more successful and long lasting Viking raid on our shores than ya horny beardys eva was and I noticed that they had a range of office tables named Galant.

Fingers in many pies Carmine? I'd wondered were you'd been.
 
Another Viking from the TV series:

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Now that's a proper beard.
 
Ernie Shackleton said:
I was browsing around IKEA this morning, which is a much more successful and long lasting Viking raid on our shores than ya horny beardys eva was and I noticed that they had a range of office tables named Galant.

Fingers in many pies Carmine? I'd wondered were you'd been.
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You'd be surprised where my fingers get to Ern.

Well when I say surprised I mean horrified.
 
One more, Carmine.

This is Rollo, the founder of Normandy and ancestor to William the Conqueror:

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The problem you've got here is that nowadays beards are the domain of hipsters.

The only thing I've seen marauding groups of hipsters pilage is a branch of T K Maxx.
 
Sir Cheshire Ben said:
Charlie, will you be purchasing one of these strips for you Charity Cycle ride next year?

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Good grief they look horrendous. They clearly didn't look in a mirror before leaving the house. Mine will be a little more ahem less like I have my wares on display.
 
Hull said:
The problem you've got here is that nowadays beards are the domain of hipsters.

The only thing I've seen marauding groups of hipsters pilage is a branch of T K Maxx.
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Aye, you're not wrong mate.

Party has a full set and a sleeve tattoo and he's Hulls biggest hipster.

I wonder if the plain old bangers and mash will ever make a comeback?

I hope so, I really do.
 
Carmine Galante. said:
Aye, you're not wrong mate.

Party has a full set and a sleeve tattoo and he's Hulls biggest hipster.

I wonder if the plain old bangers and mash will ever make a comeback?

I hope so, I really do.
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Party can often be seen in theiving harrys downing double espressos. Tells me they have the best barista in town.

I've grown my bangers for movember and I like what I see in the mirror.

Our lass isn't so keen though.
 
Hull said:
Party can often be seen in theiving harrys downing double espressos. Tells me the have the best barista in town.

I've grown my bangers for movember and I like what I see in the mirror.

Our lass isn't so keen though.
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I won't lie to you pal, I don't get this barista carry on.

Surely it's a trendy name given to someone who can make a brew?

What sort of bangers you gone for ?
 
Carmine Galante. said:
I won't lie to you pal, I don't get this barista carry on.

Surely it's a trendy name given to someone who can make a brew?

What sort of bangers you gone for ?
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Said the same thing to party but he got all offended.

I started by going for a full handlebar but it wasn't really me.

So I just went for a nice, neat Tom Selleck. You can't go wrong with it.

Obviously when I shave it off I try out the hitler tache.
 
Hull said:
Said the same thing to party but he got all offended.

I started by going for a full handlebar but it wasn't really me.

So I just went for a nice, neat Tom Selleck. You can't go wrong with it.

Obviously when I shave it off I try out the hitler tache.
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Any chance you might venture out of your HU 1 penthouse with the Fuhrer tache?

Maybe a quick jaunt to buy a skinny choco latte from Costa?
 
Carmine Galante. said:
Any chance you might venture out of your HU 1 penthouse with the Fuhrer tache?

Maybe a quick jaunt to buy a skinny choco latte from Costa?
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I could do that.

It was too soon for the fella from sparks to try bringing it back. But enough time has passed now.
 
Hull said:
I could do that.

It was too soon for the fella from sparks to try bringing it back. But enough time has passed now.
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I doubt anyone will even give you a sideways glance.

Such an appealing and manly look shouldn't be resigned to history just because one of its most famous advocates turned out to be a right bell end.

I recall a whimsical tale of my son going to a school dramatical performance dressed as Chaplin only to be called Hitler by his mates , he came home in tears.

Oh how the wife and I laughed.
 
I do rate a good barista.

I value it.

Look, some of us want to taste the whole bean. Ok?

A barista who takes pride in their work gives you that. They're artists, really. I put their art in my mouth. Their bean. It's nice.

Maybe we should all loosen up a bit. Drink a coffee, skip a shave, bare some ink. Let it hang out.

Hey, this is the city of culture. Feel the culture.
 
Carmine Galante. said:
I doubt anyone will even give you a sideways glance.

Such an appealing and manly look shouldn't be resigned to history just because one of its most famous advocates turned out to be a right bell end.

I recall a whimsical tale of my son going to a school dramatical performance dressed as Chaplin only to be called Hitler by his mates , he came home in tears.

Oh how the wife and I laughed.
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Moments like that that make a man of the boy.

All that female attention I'll get with the Hitler might make our lass a bit jealous though. Not sure if I can be doing with that.

Maybe I'll give brady this one. He really needs that kind of attention.
 
I used to like coffee when you could buy Mellow Birds but not now. This modern stuff is nowhere near as good.

I had an iced frappachino once and it made my head hurt.

I don't know if that's the right spelling either.


I just stick to booze these days and I shave as little as possible, a bit like Lee Langman.


Quite fancy getting a tattoo though.

On my face.
 
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