O/T Well I think it's funny .....

Has Smug's puppet show ended already? He was doing so well. Evidently a cracking lad and a bastion of the Sunderland board, especially when he was actually asking people for fights in real life.

Exemplary.

 

You’re one hell of a sad little hypocrite you are son.

You’re lurking around here for nearly a week, day & night, desperately hoping I’ll come back on ….. but you think the fact that I just happened to notice you’d been on here, almost constantly, from 8am until 4am the next morning is ‘creepy’.

Hilarious, ffs, I’m genuinely laughing at you. I'm not saying that in an ironic way, I'm laughing at you.
Not 'beeling', no matter how many times you shout it ....... laughing

This is the best entertainment I’ve ever had on here and, believe me, I’ve had an endless stream of mugs hoping to land a blow on me, none have ever managed it which is why I’m so smug.

It must take a massive effort to feign this amount of stupidity or you’re really just thick.

Of course you, and you pathetic little gang of inadequate puppets, will comfort yourselves by stupidly proclaiming, ‘Oh Smug just doesn’t get it’ or whatever it takes to try to convince yourselves you’re not an embarrassment

The thing is, I do ‘get it’, don’t fool yourself, your not fooling anyone else.

I just enjoy watching you lot squirm because you know you have f** all except your well-worn drivel that impresses no one.
The fact that you’ve all got together to come over, en masse, and have is a go is pathetic enough. To compound that by failing miserably is pitiful. I can see you and your little band of bellends queuing up, at the bottom of the page, desperately trying to think of something to say ...... winding yourselves up like naughty schoolboys ffs.

Dance puppet dance …… however many times you claim you’re not having your strings pulled you still have to come onto my thread to do it, now that is irony

Now wait there, like a good boy, and don't move ........ I'll be back later to see if you're all behaving

 

This reminds me of The Magic Roundabout.

 

Apart from the craic in general, which has been excellent in places -and putting aside the puppet string cock and bollocks, this really is the salient point :
A 60 year old man trying to arrange a meeting with someone to have a fight is, to put it succinctly, sad and pathetic.

There's no 2 ways of looking at it, Smug you have been made to look a complete dick and not by anyone other than yourself: quite an achievement, well done to you sir

 

I just want to congratulate everyone on this thread. What a great read

Smug and Mano have gone up in my estimations and Gambol, well he's just Gambol. Where's Acworth when you need him?

Edited...I was getting my Gambols and Tobys mixed up - not surprising to be fair.

 

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Shameless wrong yet again, poor gimp ...... always jumping in arse first, trying be be liked, and always f**ing it up.

It was him who asked me out in the first place and him who pm'd arranging the venue, sorry to piss on your breakfast

Also, I'm not 60

I've just let it slide, for my own amusement, to see just how many of you little scamps I could catch ........ loads

Now dance puppet dance, you come on every one of my threads to stamp your little feet and tell me how you're not obsessed with me.

You couldn't f**ing make it up

 

When the essays begin, you know the beel is in full flow. Fuxake its 8.30am and hes already throttling his monitor in a rage

 

^^ dancing to my every whim

smug the fish jumps haplessly into my bucket for easy-game shooting practice every time <so proud he's my buddy>

 

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Imagine declaring yourself the winner on the internet

 

The main ones making pricks of themselves are the ones who are coming out with racist comments (including the odd one who actually thought these comments were funny and so repeated them), and also the utter ****ers who are taking the piss out of the physically and mentally disabled.
Apart from that it has been a pleasure watching the cyber underclass from GC getting strung along..

 

Yeah 8.30am and you're back on here because you're hooked and can't wriggle free

The tosser who 'set this up' and now can't think of anything to say.

Let's be truthful, you've tried a few times to have a pop at me on the football forum and I've wiped the floor with you.

You've run off sulking and decided to 'gain your revenge' by linking this to your 'imbeciles forum' to summon up your idiotic mates.

What a ****ing massive fail.

Every time I post, and lay a little bait, you and the other little rats come scurrying out as if I'd clicked my fingers

Yes, you've really put me in my place

Don't give up though, the law of averages is your friend

 

You come on to every one of my threads ........ I never go on yours, dance puppet dance

 

With you there buddy, fed up being disparaged, ridiculed, bullied, laughed at, and such like, all because of my trisomy 21.

 

Imagine spending day after day having your strings pulled by someone who declares themselves the winner on the internet

The only thing that actually makes me a winner is being surrounded by losers like yourself

 

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Fizzing with fury.^^^^^^^^^^^^

Just clocked into the office boyo, munching down my weetabix. Will check back in the evening to see if you've burst a capillary in the brain by then. Not beeling, NO SIREE

 

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Oh dear, always the same response to hide the fact that you just don't have an answer ....
... so ****ing predictable it's not making me laugh any more