This is all very worrying. You know that birds are a group of theropod dinosaurs. FACT! They are just waiting for the day they will once again rule the world. Be afraid my friends.
on my first date with my now wife (some 20 odd yrs ago) sat outside Skellys in town on Carr Lane i threw a chip into the road in the hope it would draw the pesky sod away from our small talk .. A few seconds later there was a loud crunch and a flutter of sad feathers around a bus . I still have to live through this story - especially when we are asked how we got together etc.
I accept that wild/urban pigeons can be a significant nuisance and they tend to look diseased half the time, but having had racing pigeons a number of years ago and then Birmingham rollers, I must confess to being really quite fond of them. Although I must say I'd never heard about the intrinsic evil of the wood pigeon before. I'll look out for them!
There is an old folk tale that if a bird (feathered variety) craps on your head it is an omen of portending good luck....Or the bird in question is a bloody good shot, I believe they do have a sense of humour....as can be seen by the fact as to what they do when you have just cleaned your car....so maybe bird crap on your bed could be a sign of good times to come! Party on!!!
Let's hope so eh grumpy! I wonder if they would find my sense of humour amusing too, when I find their nest and **** in it? Bloody wood pigeons...
Tell us more Billy. Did you scavenge her from a night out? I can imagine this would be frustrating, and disgusting, but I don't think you should hold it against her. I am clearing just presuming here, but it sounds to me like she'd had a few too many coctktails? It happens. Give her another shot. And don't go mentioning it to her all the time, she'll get mad and run off. You've just gotta let it go.
Thank god Party,youv'e made it through the night. Maybe i was wrong about the pidgeon being one of Lucifers children. Anyway it pays to be careful.
I have not died. But I appear not to have received any good luck either. Things are very much...the same. I will be leaving the flat later on, we'll see if good or bad things happen then.
Sub thread: Ways in which Party will die. My moneys always been on him being dragged out of a wardrobe by an irate husband and pummelled to death. Thoughts...
I'm not so sure it does bring you good luck. The day after my 18th birthday I had a job interview at ideal standard. I'd over-indulged the night before and spent all morning talking to god on the porcelain telephone. As I lived on chants I thought I would walk to ideal to get some fresh air before the interview. Unbeknownst to me in my hungover state, on route a bird Shat on my shoulder and it rank down the back of my suit. I didn't get the job and i blame the bird.
I don't think you can discount bird/dinosaur attack yet. Party made it through the night, but they've been plotting their return to the top for 65 million years. I vote for this... please log in to view this image
