I bet the deviant is monitoring this thread very closely. Ready to pounce like the predator that deep down we all know exists in Party.
Absolutely. As if we'd fall for all that bollocks about him failing with the milf/cougar. Chazz, maybe you're best staying in with a takeaway, just to be on the safe side
Dont worry about that Payton, I will be wearing THE vest. He'll soon back off. O/T slightly but what do we all think Party looks like? So i can keep a wary eye out for him?
Well if you're donning THE vest, who wouldn't?? I don't know why, but I've got this image of Party in my head...
I can't insert images on my phone but I reckon he looks like Steve Beaton. That's right Steve Beaton the dart larker. Otherwise known as 'The Bronzed Adonis' or TBA to his mates. Can someone help me out and post an image of TBA.
Fukin hell I'm in trouble!! Thats the least flattering one, in the others he's got a full on mullet. Is Stan Leeman's still open? Im going to have to get down there quick.
The flash C***!! Gloves are off now Party. Don Johnson jacket in salmon - check. THE vest-check. Damn Yankee jeans- check. Lynx Africa deoderant-check. Hai Karate- check. Propellor Espadrilles-check. First can of Stella down me-check. mrs' first bottle of bitch pissWKD-check. Its on Party you had better bring it!!
" We've got yuppies in suits. We've got lasses in frocks, lads in tracksuits. We've got................ Game on" Chazz v Not just Adonis, THE DONIS. Otherwise known as Party.
he's a no show then! Glad really as I've had 3 can already and im not sure i can take one to the belly anymore!! Ib will be down there tho Party so feel free to say hello
One of my friends (female, btw) just rang me. She is out on the piss, and has been since she finished work. She was hiccuping down the phone like a right 'un, and was asking me to come out. I said no, I'm up early tomorrow (I am) but she was drunk, so kept asking. Then she just went "(Insert actual name here), if you come out I'll suck your cock". I'm off out. Bye
Come on then Party put us out of our misery. You get a result last night or was it another night of abstract failure? Don't need the gory details, just a simple yes or no will suffice.
I like drunk people, they don't even bother saying hello, they just go straight in for the snog. So yes, she came through with her promise, and more. I even managed to get out, get to hers, and back again this morning to fulfil my dawn commitments. Last night also heard the immortal line "I'd let you put it up my bum, but it makes me feel like I'm having a poo so you can't." Thanks for that, love. So, you see, sometimes it can be that straightforward. It doesn't all have to be code and false insinuation (the cougar). I know which one I prefer. The cougar probably if I'm honest actually... Anyhow, tally-ho chaps!
