O/T Most creative way to open a bottle of beer?

I saw Sticky Vicky about 7 years ago in Benidorm.

There was a 'lesbian show' on afterwards, but my girlfriend at the time refused to let me watch that one.

I am afraid to say that I believe she DOES have a bottle opener in her fadge, it's just a fact.

It wasn't a show I enjoyed, more that I endured.

 

Pilsner Urquell, Becks, Leffe Blonde......all do big bottles, chaps.

 

Becks is the work of the devil Stan. Come on, you know that

 

Not the 'and Posh' variety......

 

You can get big bottles of Stella and peroni too, at 3 for £5, but at the supermarket you can get a box of 18 "little" 330ml bottles for £6.66 recurring when bought in bulk.

You do the maths.

If its that essential to look like super beer man, just get one of those giant 2 pint pitchers that says "top dad" on it and pour 4 bottles of girls beer into it.

 

What the ****?

How did she even realise she could do that?

EDIT: now i've had a moment to recover, she's obviously got a bottle opener jammed in her cockpit.

 

Amen to that. Becks is like Stella for people on benefits. Awful stuff.

 

WHAT the **** did i just see

 

....I never drink it, by the way. Urquell, Leffe, Budvar Budweiser (Czech), Hoegarden.

Or salt-of-the-earth British beers.

 

I remember drinking some Leffe Neuf while on a business trip to Brussels. I didn't realise the significance of the "neuf" til too late, and when I tried to get off the bar stool to go to bed, my legs appeared to have been stolen...

 

I can well imagine it, HC. Them Belgians, eh?

 

Was a fab 2 weeks tbh, lovely city that, and the dutch speaking Belgians are awesome.

 

De Vlaams....

I love the Dutch too - ace folks and such a sensible country.

 

Happy Clapper suck my balls.

 

Get back to me if you ever find them.

 

I Won't accept that. I still believe in sticky vickys magic fanny. You can't light a bulb with a comedy homer simpson bottle opener. Are you claiming she has some kind of swiss army fadge?

 

Found them long ago. They are of decent size and hairy (they were once bald as a coot, at the mrs' request, but the 2 unavoidable and highly irritating cuts to the wrinkled skin prevent a reoccurrence) and chocolate and salty and good for you.

Now suck on my balls.

 

Is it true that her daughter has taken over the baton now and is the headline Artist ?

I once had a pair of Flip Flops with a bottle opener on the sole. Came in handy now and again.

 

rep Nah all booze is the work of a brewer but if they are agents of the devil mmm might be a different story.

 

Her daughter is sexy Barbra. Did her own thing last time I went. A much more sexual kind of show. Gave my mate a good dry humping. This was all about 15 years ago mind.