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  1. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    impending fortune <grr>

    if it is impotence, thank **** for Viagra <laugh>
     
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    jenners04, Jul 23, 2014
  2. CCC

    CCC Poet Laureate

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    I bet that f*cker wouldn't last 5 seconds in The Cheese! <whistle>
     
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    CCC, Jul 23, 2014
  3. Lucas Talking

    Lucas Talking Well-Known Member

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    Have you not heard of the tale of the boy who cried butterfly?
     
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    Lucas Talking, Jul 23, 2014
  4. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    ****ing butterflies. Got a few of them towards end of last season.
     
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    FedLadSonOfAnfield, Jul 23, 2014
  5. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    I had a butterfly flying in my room about this time last year.. put my hand out and it landed on me and rested their peacefully..

    Was a beautiful moment, until I clapped with excitement..
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Jul 23, 2014
  6. CCC

    CCC Poet Laureate

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    You clap when you're excited? Is your girlfriend deaf or a sealion trainer? <whistle>
     
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    CCC, Jul 23, 2014
  7. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    If she's deaf, clapping wouldn't work would it.... think it through man! <doh>
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Jul 23, 2014
  8. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Yeah he's clearly a girlie boy who squeals and claps his hands when excited
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Jul 23, 2014
  9. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    please log in to view this image

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    Milk not bear jizz, Jul 23, 2014
  10. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    You forgot the third option...

    A Sealion!
     
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  11. saintanton

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    Despicable. Should be ashamed of yourself, taking advantage of our good nature and supportive manner (ask luv).
    I've already had a whip-round to pay for some victim counselling for you.


    I should be able to get a couple of pints out of it.
     
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    saintanton, Jul 23, 2014
  12. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    You got about £8 from this lot? Blimey, must have been in a generous mood.
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Jul 23, 2014
  13. saintanton

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    Extortion.
     
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    saintanton, Jul 23, 2014
  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Wouldn't be allowed in without ID <ok>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Jul 24, 2014
  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    You're paying £4 a pint? <yikes> Where the **** do you live? Oslo?
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Jul 24, 2014
  16. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    £4 is ****ing cheap for Oslo. Going rate over that ****ing ****-try is £9 for a 400ml glass the robbing ****ers. Managed to get away with claiming some drinks back with receipts though. <whistle>
     
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    Zingy, Jul 24, 2014
  17. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    i hear they all go on booze holiday to estonia.. is this true.
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Jul 24, 2014
  18. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    I haven't heard that. Although a couple of Norks I've worked with go to the Metro Centre in Gateshead to do xmas shopping. Crazy batards.
     
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    Zingy, Jul 24, 2014
  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    #successfulderail
     
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  20. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    Like a butterfly on a wheel
     
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    Garlic Klopp, Jul 24, 2014
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