O/T How would you like to die?

Alex Bruce might be my hero by vomiting all over me and dousing the flames.

An ironic twist to a peculiar tale.

 

If we're playing Leeds Diouf might do you a turn and drench you in fleg.
Thus extinguishing the flames engulfing your disease ridden torso.


I haven't used the term fleg in years.

Bravo, Galante, bravo!!!

 

I'd like to go quietly in my sleep, and not screaming, like the passengers on my bus

 

Cradled in the soothing arms of Terry Dolan

 

I firmly believe my death will be orgasmic

 

Id like to go out like Brad Pitt in Legends of the Fall.

 

I'd like to be out with about 15 of you lot on a good afternoons drinking session. You lot have all got ya rounds in, pint of Stella and a whisky chaser for me. Comes to my round and I've got fuk all money and you lot kick me to death. At 92 obviously.

Either that or haver me nuts bitten off by a Laplander.

 

Laplander?

Not Lapdancer???

 

You want to be noshed to death by Father Christmas?

 

No chance of that with me. I'd just take my teeth out.

Who said romance is dead?

 

Carmine, Party - this one's for you...

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THELMA and LOUISE STYLE would be my choice after drinking a lethal cocktail of sleeping pills and vodka.

 

In your case Tickles, it'd be more likely you'll choke to death on a KFC chicken bone....

 

Not a bad second choice though ^^^^^ this. Beats a pillow any day of the week. Just press down slowly.

 

Hardly. The KFC i have dont normally have bones thankfully. But yes sadly it could be something that boring in the end.

 

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Could you please make it like this?

It would make my day

Many thanks

 

I'd like to die in the Apocalypse, shame for the rest of you, like, but I least I'd know there would be some mates waiting in Heaven/Hell

 

That's totally flawed.

Who the **** is going to start on you just because you're welshing on your round?

I take it you would be wearing 'the vest' and if so would therefore be untouchable, like a made man in the mob.
No one in their right mind starts on a geezer wearing a vest in a battle cruiser. No one.

If you wasn't wearing your vest then yeah it would be game on.

I'd start it off by nutting you into unconsciousness and then let the rest finish you off.
Alternatively Party could give you the HIV by snogging you and yes you can catch it that way. That's what happened to Mark Fowler.
Who is now dead and who's Dad was a thief.

FACTOID.

 

Course I'll be wearing the vest, it'll only be 44 years time for the night out. Not as though its gonna go out of fashion is it!!

Definitely true about Fowler. I never share a can in the park anymore- too risky.

 

... probably a mistake ... that was just your head...

.. personally I'd go willingly now if it was wholly down to excessive sperm extraction by the Pussycat Dolls ...