If it was only a little off hand cannibalism Bob I'd tend to agree with you but in this case the actions of Ms Hannibal nearly got a pub closed, for this there is only one punishment that fits. Now pass the 4star & swan vesta.
This is sam seen as you won't let me post Right my lass just dint walk upto the woman and bite her nose off like you all believe the papers the woman was picking on my lass all night so she ended up shoving the woman wich then the woman crept round the side of me and punched me so my lass ended up fighting with the woman they both ended up on the floor but what the papers don't tell you is that the woman had my lasses head pined to the floor ripping her hair out while her 2 brothers and other friend was kicking and punching my lass so my lass bit what she thought was the woman's arm to get her off she didn't no it was the tip of her nose till the next day and my charge is for the brothers not the woman which the papers dint say but I guess the papers tell the truth lol
6 pints of "do as you're told" and it's anyone's guess what went on....next thing you know, there's a nose on the carpet. Standard night out in Hull I suppose....
You need to calm down a bit & stop biting so easily. Did she get banged up? Did you defend her in court? Are you getting jealous of the "extra attention" she'll be getting inside? Are you circumcised ................... yet?
If you went for a night out in Hull, you wouldn't start it in Hessle, it's a small town five miles away.
Hang on, one minute you're telling us the papers make up bullshit, now you're telling us to read the papers to understand. So really, the young lass was being a gobshite after too much fizzy pop, got battered then bit some poor woman's nose off, as reported in the papers? Or she was bullied and tried to bite out in self defence as you say and that was the only real noteworthy fight to happen in there?
Was the nose chewing witch & yourself found to be guilty or not guilty? Is you foreskin intact? Do you get tense when she uses her teeth? Are you not in the slightest ashamed by the actions of your cannibalistic witch? Think of her victim!! How bald was the cannibalistic witch after her hair was pulled out? Does she do goveys? Can she do owt with our lass' lugs? Me childish? How rude.
