Would either the Remington/Braun or even the Tescos own brand, be ok to style ones bum hair as well as nasal and ear hair? They don't seem to mention this usage in their advertising literature !!
To be fair, I think it did say 'do not drink' on the bottle, but it didn't say 'read when pissed', so I missed it.
Should one lose, either voluntarily or involuntarily, a nose or other appendage (this includes limbs), one should soak clean towels in cold water and wrap detached portion in it. Never use ice! That concludes this public service announcement.
Having heard the new evidence, I am now of the belief that it is perfectly reasonable to suppose that someone might accidentally bite someone's nose completely off when looking for their arm. I just hope the Judge isn't too hard when they get scentenced.
It was on a thread about restaurants, can't remember the name of it but I think it might have been started by OLM and was originally about a list of best restaurants in the Hull and East Yorkshire area.
One of our quarters had a sink in the bedroom (was an ex zobs MQ), I joyfully announced "Hot & cold running urinal!". Missus wasn't impressed at all.
I would urge caution, in the manner of the Veet Hair Removal review on Amazon. That is to say, "Not for knob or bollocks".
Right no one is saying that it's ok to bite the women's nose off but it don't happen like that my lass dint just walk over there and bite her nose off the woman was picking on her all night and in the end my lass shoved her so then the woman decided to creep round the side of me and punched me so my lass started fighting with her they both end up on the floor then what the papers don't tell you is that the woman had my lasses head pinned to the floor ripping her hair out and her 2 brothers kicking and punching her she bit what she thought was the woman's arm to get her to let go of her hair she dint think it was her nose and it was the tip of nose not the full thing and my charge has nothing to do with the woman mine is to do with the brothers but you all read the papers the poor woman this woman is well none for bulling other people and it's all on CCTV any way which just backs up what I've just said 100% so you lot keep believing the news papers cause they tell the truth all the time lol
Going back to the Remington/Braun models for a moment, I have a shaver that was passed down to me as a family heirloom, except that the model was an Eva Braun! Unfortunately, it had expired in 1945. However, the other day I spent ages looking for it. My wife said "How did you manage to find it?" "Easy" I said, "I just used my nose (as I still have one)...I was just following odours"
hahaha, I'm sure the defendants version of events will either be backed or destroyed by the CCTV footage
& don't give a ****. Burn the nose biting witch. That's justice, FFS her actions nearly got a pub closed down - serious ****.
The CCTV should make it pretty clear whether somehow she managed to not only mistake a nose for an elbow but also get enough force into the bite from a face down position to take a nose off or whether the HDM actually had the correct story. Can't argue with video evidence. Unless she's got Steven Gerrard's lawyer.
If u read the papers properly then u would also understand that there is fighting in there every weekend. Has nothing to do with that fight. The police has just had enough. Could be that all her stag are sniffed up all night but no my friend gets the blame. And u say burn her. Doesn't that put u in the same category freak.
Please tell me that was done purposely. I read she'd bitten off the nose as it was needed it for a spell she was making to conjure up extra benefits. I'm sorry but the law should be clear on this. Tie her to a stake, burn her as the cannibalistic, pub bothering witch she is. Burn witch burn. When's the court case? I may book the day off & be the official not606 nosegate reporter for the day.
I must admit that if her clientele are suffering from hayfever and/or colds that the aggression and sporadic violence is somewhat warranted. It's horrible having a snuffle all night. And I agree with you that burning is a bit harsh, she just needs caging whilst her inner wild animal is spiritually separated. I have every belief that she can be rehabilitated and reintroduced into civilisation. If she'd gone for the throat I'd say she was too far gone and needed putting down, but still burning is a bit harsh, the injection would have done just fine. You're a psychopath Ben. Good on you.
The paper have been told the 53yr olds story. Funny though that she don't remember anything so how can they go of that.
