I have a Braun one. Unnecessarily expensive I know but it does do ears too. Alarmingly it came with a little pot of oil for the blades which was labeled 'poison, do not drink'. Now in what ****ing world would I think 'D'ya know what, I fancy a swift snifter of that ****ng lubricant what came with my nose trimmer'? I mean, come on. Would any one make that basic don't drink that **** mistake?
It used to be a heavy metal pub on Cleveland Street. They never asked you for ID and unless you smoked your lungs wouldn't last longer than about 3 minutes. They used to have live acts on every now and again, which were nearly always decent and it was a good precursor to a night at Spiders. It shut down a while back and re opened as a bar/club opposite the King Billy Statue. Same music and feel, but it was never busy despite the good live acts they put on and it has clearly died a death. A real shame.
I've eaten a kebab out of a bin and have shat in the bath previously. I'm not sure I'm the right person to ask about drinking ear trimmer lubricant. Braun you say? Very flash Ernest, in fact it could be described as braggadocios, my Tessers basics does ears as well. My brother in law bought it for me as a piss take for my 40th but what is funnier than his pathetic attempt to wind me up is the fact I actually use it. Who's laughing now? I'll tell you, it's me. I'm even chortling as I type this safe in the knowledge that I've had the last laugh. Mugged him right off.
I don't think I've heard of that one Carmine. Your poetic account of the bath-****ting incident was truly a masterpiece though.
I've just withdrawn from the drawing room and retired to the master bedchamber and I notice that said oriface trimmer is manufactured by the good people from Remmington not Braun. I don't think I'd be able to sleep without correcting that. I don't want to, in any way, infer that Braun package poison with their grooming products. Remington do, but not Braun.
I always though that there Victor Kiam had an ulterior motive, evil bastard bought the company to poison unsuspecting folk like you and me Ernest. What a ****. As for the bab story? It wasn't a strangers left overs from a public bin. I am not an animal. It was the morning after a night on the grog. Woke up Hank Marvin and remembered I'd thrown half a donner bab into the communal bin upon my return to the 4 man room I was living in at the time. Army days you see. A quick root through said bin, 90 seconds in the microwave and Bobs your uncle. A feast fit for a king.
This has grown a few pages so I'm sure it's been asked, but how can one mistake a nose for an arm? Also, was it a good fight up until this detail? We need more info, any good punches, drawn blood, who had the upper hand etc...
She had her face pinned to the floor just turned her head and bit to get her of her. Surly it's clear who had the upper hand.
I'm intrigued to know what the older woman was doing pinning the young lass does and sticking her nose close to her mouth instead of pounding her head. Still, biting is a ****s trick for rabid dogs. If she gets sent down its a fair result and a good lesson for all concerned. The older woman payed for stupidity with her nose, and the younger one get caged whilst her inner feral animal be domesticated.
Nothing to tell really. Sat in the bath and followed through. Got out of bath, emptied bath and started to run a fresh one. Her indoors asked me what I was doing so I told her. She was far from amused but then she is a bird. Normal(ish) behaviour and far from my worst. My mates found it highly amusing as it's fairly standard blokish behaviour. One poster on here was apalled but then again he is a bit precious and highly sensitive. I don't think he's what you'd call a mans man either, a bit effeminate shall we say. And he looks like Charlie Hawtry. Allegedly.
I would have put the nose on ice too. Where should a nose be placed exactly to give you a better chance of having the same nose in future?
