She probably sees you as her gay best friend... Hence why she's inviting you out with her other girlfriends.
More than hints mate, by the sound of it she was just waiting for you to rip her kecks off. Too slow movement, don't wait til you've had a skinful no bird wants a drunken old oaf jumping on top of them, you gotta get her juices flowing and move in early not wait til she's had enough and gone to bed, that's where you went wrong. Confidence, that's what it's all about, birds love it. Christ have you ever pulled a bird before?
If this lass was one of your mates birds you'd be in it up to your waste. If she's single and you're single then there's no problemo as far as I can see. If she's a munter and in the cold light of day you're glad nowt happened, again it's no problemo. Just go on the piss an pretend as if you've done **** all wrong. If's she's a honey but you don't want anything other than friendship( I sincerely hope this isn't the case) then same advice as above. If she's a honey and you do want to take it to the next level then we( yes we're in this together) have a big problemo. If that is the case you 're going to have to explain how you acted like Len Fairclough after a few shandies. Get back to me with which scenario we are looking at for further advice.
Tell her you've come down with food poisoning.....that'll give you an excuse for 'no pub' and also put the blame on her.
Agree we are in this together Party. We need info, if we are going to advise. As NFU says it better not be friendship son, the alarm bells will be ringing I can tell you.
How's it going Party. Remember women whinge a lot about every ****ing thing. But especially aches and pains.Be sympathetic,gentle massage is the way to go. This could take some time,which may seem like a pain,but start on it's shoulders and then down it's spine. Give it five minutes of that and then demand a blow job at the very least ! Report back bro,and remember,we are counting on you !
One thing you definitely shouldn't do is leave this page open on your phone and nip for a piss if you do/did decide to go on the lash. She reads this and you are well and truly ****ed. The suspense is killing me.
I've had an Easter egg hunt and Shrek 2 this afternoon. Come on Party I need to live vicariously through you. Give us the info.
Probably still on the nest! the lucky little bleeder. Either that or she's already took him shopping, while nagging about "if you loved me you wouldnt go to football"!! Welcome to the club son. hehe
