O/T Fruit & Herbal teas, are they gay?

i'm sorry

i see what you did there

i'm not that silly me

 

I appreciate all the support lads.

I had a major score with a lass in Leeds last week. So I'm not too disheartened.

 

i didn't have you down as the cocaine sorta guy

 

It can be hard work being a ladies man. Sometimes you need a pick me up. And I don't mean a flop on.

 

Disappointing to be honest, of all else fails with the clientele of said supermarket, there's is always the banker of tipping the wink to a pretty (if usually chubby) checkout 'chick' in the hope of some friendly flirty banter.
Dawn at my local Aldi packs a chorizo like no one else on earth

 

give me advice, i'd muchly appreciate it

i'm back on the prowl for the second time in 3 months

 

Jeez BB, what are you doing to them?

 

i'm obviously just completely useless with women

 

contrary to popular belief I think getting a girl is pretty easy. as you're finding out it's keeping the freaky tempered unpredictable bitches that's the problem.

It's about balance, attentive but not obsessive, sensitive but manly, funny but not clownlike and MOST importantly of all, never underestimate how rough they like it up'em

 

i can't get that balance right, although last night i was extremely drunk and had a massive go at her, so i probably confused the roughness part

 

was it in any way justified or did you just go off on one?

 

like ciders and beers , if you want to taste fruit . . . eat the ****ing fruit

 

it was justified, but i've been made to be a total twat, im not sure if i should grovel or accept i was right and leave her

 

if it was justified then leave it. if you set a precedent of apologising and grovelling when you are right then that's it, you'll never get it back.

ignore the ho, she'll mull things over given time and space a realise you aren't all bad. she returns and your dignity is intact.

 

so don't message her at all? i need advice me

 

Stick to the five fs

 

BB, vital lesson.

If you get 'up in her grill' you're not giving her chance to actually think about you. ignore her and it'll get under her skin and she'll start to pop her rose tinted glasses on.

it's that old ****e about 'set it free and if it comes back fair do's, if it goes it was never yours in the first place'.

 

good advice, i shall refrain from using my nimble fingers to text her

 

Agreed.

This thread was a toss up between fruit teas or fruit beers and ciders. Pear cider, that's just babycham for ****s sake.

 

it's like desserts, i absolutely foam at the mouth when some offers a desert but it's ****ing apple crumble, or fruit pie

leave the fruit for a ****ing seperate occasion