A teacher reminded her pupils of tomorrow's final exam. "Now listen to me, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack, or a serious personal injury or even death, but that’s it, no other excuses whatsoever!" But a smart-arsed teenager asked, "What would happen if I came in tomorrow suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The teacher smiled at the student and sweetly said, " I'd expect you to write with your other hand."
Old airline joke Attractive flight attendant to man "excuse me sir would you like some T. W. A. Coffee?" Man to attractive attendant "No but I woundn't mind some T.W.A.T."
