Whilst they're as I said they were they might not be pc.like this one There was a qu***from Khartume took a Lsbo up to his room but they argued all night as to who had the right to do what and what with and to whom.
There was this old man from Crewe Who didn't know what to do So he sat on the stairs and counted his hairs And found he had a 192
There was a young woman from Leeds, Who got pregnant, took smack and became a prostitute......... Not a good limeric..but poss true
One from my husband from his Hull rugby union days- he's a very naughty boy! "There was a young lass from Australia Who painted her arse like a dahlia At a penny a smell she did awfully well But tuppence a lick was a failure."
