O/T England Squad announcement for the Euros

" ...and it's Williams to Williams, who flicks it on to Williams, who deftly heads it forward to Williams, who in turn finds Williams who has sprinted half the length of the pitch to finish off the move he started in his own half".
Williams to serve - new balls please.

 

I read some quote from Hodgson the other day, saying,"if anyone drops out then he'd be called upon & he was fine with it!"
It was a reply to a journo who asked him about a player who wasn't in the friendlies! Can't remember who though?

 

No, he'd have to drop his kecks to bare himself.

 

Meyler has made the Ireland squad.

As have former City lads Brady, Quinniesta and Long.



Corry Evans made the Northern Ireland squad, but Bruce Jr unsurprisingly missed out.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

Thank you. You're welcome.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

Unfortunately some of these American folk have little knowledge of the concept of sarcasm.

 

Or much in general.

 

Excellent. I remember in the 60's, the only active international squad player City had that decade was Alan Jarvis (Wales), and I think he only managed a handful of caps. How times have changed.

 

True, silly little Quilly. But I'm from 'Ull, born and bred. You obviously have a very poor memory, little prick.
It will be interesting to follow your career, once you grow up with your "degree" in ... errrr... what exactly?
Have your whiskers come through yet? Have your gonads descended? Do you have any?

 

Good evans.

 

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I know it took you a while for your incredibly small brain to think of something to reply with, so I'll cut you some slack.

Let me just check...


Yes, it does appear that I do have gonads. Never noticed them before. Must be why it hurt so much when I got kicked there a few days ago. Oh, and I have a beard apparently too. Bloody hell, you learn something new everyday.

 

Not sure what the story is on Isco but if he's not injured then that's an incredible player to leave out. I think Mata could make that team too quite easily!

 

Where on earth is Reus?

 

Any team with Senderos and Lovren in a 3 at the back formation is a bad team.

Not to mention you've got Balotelli and Costa on the wings.