No no no no no! It's your Australopithecan genetics which makes you guys unwashed sister molesting *****philes...
Trust someone to bring masturbation into it... We're talking about cross-board threads, not sticky threads you dirty sod
No, but he is usually studying Mackems in their natural environment though... He just can't use the term "lovers" until you guys stop sexually harassing the vegetation
Nah, I'm afraid it's your lot that will be akin to Mr Darcy at the end of the season Disco... getting f***ed by the Swans and looking utterly miserable the entire time
You seem to think we get our legs over a lot, family, animals, vegetation. Disturbing yes but you can't fault our supposed stamina and enthusiasm.
Oh you can't deny you have spirit... Spirits plural, actually... Whiskey, vodka, copious pints... I would think several are required to numb the realisation of how **** your team are
Is he asking whether he's never seen a mackem or are you asking whether that's what it says? Hmmmmmm guess again.