O/t coming out

Sicko

 

They're just sagey hash browns.

As long as you like Haddock, and chips, with scraps, I can't see any problem.

 

Most ****ishly stupid and waste of time, indulgent thread ever.

Cock

 

Oh yeah
In these days of changing ways
So called liberated days
A story comes to mind of a friend of mine

Posin boy was Patti less
Nothin' more or nothin' less
The kindest guy I ever knew

His mother's tears fell in vain
The afternoon Posintin tried to explain
That he needed fish like all the rest

Pa said there must be a mistake
How can my son not be straight
After all I've said and done for him



now **** off to New York and get killed you weirdo

 

Not sure he will be accepted by Manhattans Elite though...funny ****s them Yanks.

 

Deciding to take a short cut home
Chips in hand he meant no wrong
A gentle breeze blew down Newland Avenue

Out of a darkened side street came
a Bob Carver gang with just one aim
to roll some innocent patties to fry
There ensued a fearful fight
screams rang out in the night
Posin's head hit a sidewalk cornerstone

A greasy lass, a fish filleting knife
She did not intend to take his life
She just pushed her luck a little too far that night

The sight of scraps dispersed the gang
A crowd gathered, the police came
An ambulance screamed to a halt on Cott and Beverly Road.

Posin's life ended there
but I ask who really cares
Posin once said to me and I quote

He said "Never wait or hesitate
Don't buy patties, it's too late
You may never get another chance
'Cos batter's a mask but it don't last
Beat it long and beat it fast"
Posin's was a... Patty hating ****.

 

****ing hell Ern. It doesn't even rhyme.

3/10.

 

I moved to the midlands in 1979 and wandered why everyone was a miserable bastard here, but then found the reason, they don't have patties.

 

I believe this was a hit for Cod Stewart a few years ago.

 

Excellent thread this. Got to be said

 

Maybe you just go to the wrong chippy. They should be savoury, sage and onion mix.

No. You're just a tasteless ****.

No. You're just a ****.

You're on ignore.

****.

No. You're a Leeds fan.

****

 

And he drove the fastest milk Cart in the west

 

They do have ***gots though, not only that, they cover them in peas too.

 

To be honest to actually have poetry written about me is overwhelming and I thank you. Bit weird but thanks anyway. To Mr Shoes if you send me a pm with your address I will arrange to have a sense of humour delivered. To everyone else it has been emotional and I now feel I no longer have to have a life that is just a lie. As a minor redemption I do love fish and chips. It's just dirty dirty patties that are just wrong

 

I've never had a dirty Pattie.
I have had a dirty sultry Susie and a smokin dirty randy Mandy.
Neither were covered in mushy peas

 

What about latrine Justine?

I'd have a sniff

 

I didn't watch Bobs video. You did though didn't you. you only blame yourself.

 

Just caught up on this thread. Not the way I expected to start the week ...

 

i'm not switching the ****er on.
Especially with me being at work