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O/T Central heating wars-Time to get prepared

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by HHH, Sep 10, 2013.

  1. BlackAndAmberGambler

    BlackAndAmberGambler Well-Known Member

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    Bit of **** never hurt no-one. That's why every **** these days is allergic to everything. More muck in your diet builds your immune system.

    FACT.

    Edit. Or kills you.
     
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  2. dennisboothstash

    dennisboothstash Well-Known Member

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    You want to be thankful that cats **** in your garden then
    Otherwise your whole family would be allergy ridden
     
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  3. THE EXCLUSIVE 10%

    THE EXCLUSIVE 10% Well-Known Member

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    Buy a fake snake and put it in the middle of your garden...cats will not come near as they are er scaredy cats
     
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  4. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    Ever since I ate that kebab I found in a bin I have never had a cold.

    Not even a sniffle.

    That was 25 years ago as well.
     
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  5. BlackAndAmberGambler

    BlackAndAmberGambler Well-Known Member

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    Living proof.
     
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  6. BlackAndAmberGambler

    BlackAndAmberGambler Well-Known Member

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    There's a plethora of droppings in my garden.

    There's also a load of **** over the back fence usually Thursday mornings.
     
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  7. dennisboothstash

    dennisboothstash Well-Known Member

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    100 per cent proof more like !!
     
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  8. Amin Yapusi

    Amin Yapusi Well-Known Member

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    100% is never believable. It's just too round and full a number.
     
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  9. dennisboothstash

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  10. DJBlackandamberarmy(No4)

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    My gardens full of things they are supposed to hate, infra red sensors , chicken wire, fake plastic cats , powder, spray , pine cones , still find a cocky little bastard sitting on my decking every morning .
     
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  11. balkan tiger

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    You need a fox, after a 3 year investigation the Metropolitan Police have found that foxes kill cats.

    https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-45588088
     
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  12. x

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    no, that's what i'd've done if i'd had cats, which is totally unlikely. at least half one one of the couples made a start at using some anti-flea stuff (which rendered any flea eggs laid as unfertilised), but for whatever reason (possibly money) failed to keep it up. mucky bastards might be stretching the point a little, but i was not brought up with pets and always get the urge to wash my hands if i ever touch any animal.
     
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  13. dennisboothstash

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    I wasn’t seriously calling them mucky bastards, and actually pet treatments can cost a ridiculous amount of money.
    I was only saying it is possible to have pets and not have fleas. It costs though and lots of people won’t figure those costs in, and lots of other costs, when they decide to get pets

    I’ve always lived with pets (at one point we had 4 cats, 2 dogs, 2 rabbits, 2 rats and a pony!) but I have a similar reaction to you if I ever touch a Sheffield United fan.
     
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  14. Howden Tigress

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    I feel your pain, DJ. True story; about 30yrs ago we moved into a brand new bungalow, as garden resembled a building site, we paid a few thousand pounds to have it beautifully landscaped. Unfortunately, the cat across the road loved it also, and one morning we discovered it all dug over, plants dug out, heartbreaking. This continued, so I was on a mission to find the culprit.

    We tried everything, orange peel - cat loved it, smelly plants, powder, pellets. It drove me to obsession, I kept a couple of buckets of water around the back of bungalow and kept watch at the front windows. Whenever I saw the cat crossing the road and coming down our drive, I sneaked out the back and laid in wait behind a wall with my water. I have never heard a cat squealing as much. They don't like water chucked over them. The cat owner wasn't best pleased either. There was only going to be one winner here ..............


    We moved soon after.
     
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  15. BrAdY

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    you need the rolls you sit on walls/top of fences, so when the try and climb up they fall down

    as long as they cant walk through on the ground you'd be secure

    Besides i have a gps camera on my cat and id murder anyone who harmed her

    No joke
    Shes my baby
     
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  16. DJBlackandamberarmy(No4)

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    Anybody that chooses a cat over getting a dog has something wrong with them , fact . If you can't be arsed to take your pet for a walk or clean up its **** , then get a goldfish . Cats are ****s .
     
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  17. Carmine Galante.

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    Not quite central heating related but her indoors insisted on the winter quilt going back on last week.

    At the time I said it was approximately 14 days too early but she was having non of it.

    We all know who called that one correctly.


    October should be when the quilt changes, never before. I’m sweating like a wrong ‘un on a night now. You could kip on top of Everest under the bastard, it’s that warm.

    FACT.
     
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  18. TigerMarv

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    Back on topic. Was boiling my arse off at work today so decided to check the thermostat and someone had decided that it needed to be on 24.5 ****ing degrees and to make it worse the thermostat is in the hall by a drafty door so it was never going to reach temperature
     
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  19. TigerMarv

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    Back on topic. Was boiling my arse off at work today so decided to check the thermostat and someone had decided that it needed to be on 24.5 ****ing degrees and to make it worse the thermostat is in the hall by a drafty door so it was never going to reach temperature
     
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