O/T Beards.

[C'mon ref]

When working on building sites during a winter I always grew a beard it helped keep the chill out when working on a roof but I found many drawbacks. I would find the beard housed bits of food and I always had a froth across the lips even from tea and especially from beer. But the worst was the sn*t from my nose when I had a cold and my sleeve was in permenent use as a hankie wasn't always handy up on scaffolding and even when they were they were wet with use. So come spring the beard was off but I still sported wooly sideboards long before the cyclist bloke, Wiggins?.

 

[Sir Cheshire Ben]

When working on building sites during a winter I always grew a beard it helped keep the chill out when working on a roof but I found many drawbacks. I would find the beard housed bits of food and I always had a froth across the lips even from tea and especially from beer. But the worst was the sn*t from my nose when I had a cold and my sleeve was in permenent use as a hankie wasn't always handy up on scaffolding and even when they were they were wet with use. So come spring the beard was off but I still sported wooly sideboards long before the cyclist bloke, Wiggins?.

Sideboards. Proper terminology, not heard or used often enough.

 

[Tuckin]

I had a beard for a while about 3 or 4 years back - some women loved it, some really didn't.

Only problem was, all the ones who loved it were 20 years or more my senior.

 

[bum_chinned_crab]

Cant think women like em and this confirms it.

The mrs doesnt mind a bit of stubble but past a certain point its, shave it off or these arent coming off!!

I'm relatively new to the beard scene, having had a full one since June (call me a hipster by all means) and I can categorically say for as many women who hate them, there are those that go frothy at the mere sight of facial hair. I grew the beard after becoming single for the first time in 5 years and the beard has acted like cat nip for women.

Ooof.

 

[BOJACKHCAFCMAN]

Adam Lallana is a classic example of beards failing, his makes him look like a certain recently banged up former entertainer from Australia

 

[FILEYseadog]

Beards are for scruffy hippy types and rockers
Sideboards are allowed only in my world

 

[Charlie1]

I know you're all looking at it from an aesthetic point of view and how cool you all look (point to note, you don't) but kissing a bloke with a beard is not that great if the hair isn't soft. Stubble is awful as it rips us to shreds. I bet none of you though of that. Typical!

 

[x]

I know you're all looking at it from an aesthetic point of view and how cool you all look (point to note, you don't) but kissing a bloke with a beard is not that great if the hair isn't soft. Stubble is awful as it rips us to shreds. I bet none of you though of that. Typical!

wrong, that would be my only consideration.

don't trust people with beards - god, jesus, santa, mohammed... maybe john peel would be the exception.

 

[DMD]

wrong, that would be my only consideration.

don't trust people with beards - god, jesus, santa, mohammed... maybe john peel would be the exception.

I didn't know she had a beard.

 

[bum_chinned_crab]

I know you're all looking at it from an aesthetic point of view and how cool you all look (point to note, you don't) but kissing a bloke with a beard is not that great if the hair isn't soft. Stubble is awful as it rips us to shreds. I bet none of you though of that. Typical!

I've grown said beard after particular women told me they love both the look of and kissing them. As with most things in life, it's a matter of opinion.

 

[bum_chinned_crab]

wrong, that would be my only consideration.

don't trust people with beards - god, jesus, santa, mohammed... maybe john peel would be the exception.

Dont you mean Father Christmas?

 

[DMD]

I've grown said beard after particular women told me they love both the look of and kissing them. As with most things in life, it's a matter of opinion.

Didn't you say you shave your arse...

 

[x]

Dont you mean Father Christmas?

yes but i shortened it for marketing reasons.

tbh just couldn't be bothered to type it all out.

 

[x]

I didn't know she had a beard.

she does in monty python films. i trust my sources!

 

[bum_chinned_crab]

Didn't you say you shave your arse...

Yeah that's me. Women are strange, they prefer a shaved ring to kiss but a hairy face.

Work that one out.

 

[DMD]

Yeah that's me. Women are strange, they prefer a shaved ring to kiss but a hairy face.

Work that one out.

So, they encourage you to cover up as much of your face as possible, and to keep your ring clear.

Do you think it's so it's clearer when you speak, or perhaps you're just not the prettiest?

 

[bum_chinned_crab]

So, they encourage you to cover up as much of your face as possible, and to keep your ring clear.

Do you think it's so it's clearer when you speak, or perhaps you're just not the prettiest?

Apparently it makes my boyish handomness look more manly. I cant help it if I pass for ten years younger than I am.

I was told yesterday that (when shaved) I look like Francesco Totti. Better than being told Dean Windass. Ive also been told Olly Murs on several occasions which is a bit weird cos Totti and Murs look absolutely nothing ****ing like each other.

 

[Tuckin]

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[Charlie1]

Yeah that's me. Women are strange, they prefer a shaved ring to kiss but a hairy face.

Work that one out.

I'm sorry but there are so many things so wrong with that sentence. Theres nowt as queer as folk.

 

[bum_chinned_crab]

I'm sorry but there are so many things so wrong with that sentence. Theres nowt as queer as folk.

Rest assured it was a joke. Nobody has ever expressed an interest in literally kissing my arse and, if they did, I wouldnt let them.

Probably.