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O/T Aunt Bessie

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Carmine Galante., Feb 19, 2014.

  1. Happy Tiger

    Happy Tiger Well-Known Member

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    What the actual ****.

    You nobheads are married to women who can't actually cook decent yorkies, roasties or make decent stuffing?

    CTWD need to be told, you need their support.

    My missus is from Peterborough and schooled in the fine culinary arts by my mother, she does ok. I can't imagine having to buy frozen.

    But, yes, in answer to the question, I would. Had worse.
     
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  2. Ernie Shackleton

    Ernie Shackleton Well-Known Member

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    Anyone who suggests doing this to a Yorkshire pudding must be an evil, soulless, conglomerate rather than a sweet, large bapped old lady, who is generous with her favours.

    http://www.auntbessies.co.uk/recipes/snacks/yorkshire-puddings-with-cherry-tomatoes-and-feta-cheese/

    This is proof that Aunt Bessie is not a real person, but the advertising front of some enormous capitalist food factory.



    I'm currently rocking quietly in the corner, weeping.

    I mean, what type of **** would put feta and tomato in a ****ing Yorkshire?
     
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  3. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    Oi clown shoe.

    Lidl, Fulton's, Aldi, Home Bargains, I even went into the 99p shop on Kingston today.

    Bought some 'Lion Heart' aftershave and shampoo for, wait for it, yes that's right 99p.

    Who's the mug eh?
     
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  4. Amin Yapusi

    Amin Yapusi Well-Known Member

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    An abomination of the highest order and no mistake. You hear about murders be committed for less.
     
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  5. Amin Yapusi

    Amin Yapusi Well-Known Member

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    Don't you dare drag home bargains into a bracket with Lidl. Next you'll sling pound land with it anarl.

    On a side note, I don't suppose Lidl do a good whole duck? Got one from the coey yesterday half price, a gressingham one, but a total stinker, bargain for £7.
     
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  6. tigre

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    Okay it may be wrong but I just can't help myself,

    I really like Yorkshire Pudding with loads of treacle.......... er that's golden syrup if you didn't know

    Thank you. I feel your support
     
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  7. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    1 dont think they have a name on the packet :redface:

    2 without a doubt. I'd lean her over her shopping trolley....
     
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  8. Erik

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    I make a damn fine Yorkshire myself. Always have them for starters too with a bit of homemade gravy
     
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  9. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    Jesus H Christ on fire.

    I have no words for this.

    I use this line from time to time but nothing as ever been so deserving as the abomination I have just read.

    God is dead.


    He ate a t**tting Yorkshire pudding with feta cheese and tomato and it did him in.


    Aunt Bessie, you're a ****.
     
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  10. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Dirty dirty bastard.
     
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  11. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    Another clown shoe giving it rock all.

    You've got a Yorkshire Terrier.

    How manly is that?

    Her indoors may not be that domesticated but at least she lets me have a pooch that wouldn't 't run away from a rat.
     
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  12. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    The cafe i use in Scunny on a Friday morning to soak up the beer from the night before, offer the full English in a large Yorkshire. I'm strangely tempted.
     
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  13. Erik

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    The gravy's fine.

    (Just don't try my custard)
     
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  14. Kempton

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    Please tell me you don't use aunt Bessie's Yorkshires Nfu ? No silly me,of course you don't. Does anyone else on here use them ? I very much doubt it.

    If yer mam didn't make em, don't ****ing eat them, that's the rule, that's how you eat Yorkshire puds.

    Nobody on here eats Aunt Bessies....do they.

    Edit : Started this post an hour or so ago, then went and had me tea (home made steak pasties,nom nom), so didn't see the following posts.

    As you were then <ok>
     
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  15. bigfattiger

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    Have to agree Kempton, never eaten a Yorkshire pudding out of a bag. Dad used to make great ones with onion and sage now MrsFT has taken over, she gets a proper rise out of'em! Had a couple tonight with mince modge.
     
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  16. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Erik if i ever come round to yours for some grub i imagine i'll be drinking my cup of tea out of an arielator. <laugh>
     
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  17. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    Kempers,

    I've eaten a donner kebab that I found in a bin.

    Not proud of it but it is what it is.

    Frozen Yorkshires are like fois gras to me.
     
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  18. Kempton

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    Mince modge, what's that then ? I'm guessing, proper Yorkshires....mince&mash,mebbe some peas ? Lovely <ok>
     
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  19. Amin Yapusi

    Amin Yapusi Well-Known Member

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    I've eaten a frozen Yorkshire. In fact, they wernt as bad as I expected. In truth, I actually quite enjoyed it and there's a bag in my freezer as we speak.

    There it's out. I'm a frozen yorkie pud muncher and proud. As long as me mam don't read this, she'll exile me from the family if she knew.
     
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  20. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>.
     
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